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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №152611
 10.07.2019
Good day! Have you tried our remedy for cockroaches?

and yes. It works.

– Oh! It is wonderful! Thanks for the good news! Could you tell me more about the result?

What do you expect to hear? What do the cockroaches have gathered ten coats for me so that I don’t bring any more?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №152610
 10.07.2019
Do not catch the straw: pour it, so drink to the bottom.

[ + -1 - ] Comment quote №152609
 10.07.2019
Once in the USSR

From each department, someone had to be sent to the Society of sobriety.
The manager called me. Next to him was the parth of the faculty.

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №152608
 10.07.2019
Women like an affordable loan: excellent conditions, beautiful advertising, from documents only a passport, then a lifetime must.

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