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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №158325
 10.07.2022
Yesterday friends, husband and wife, friends from school. I hear music, I hear that they took a little on the chest, joyfully hanging in the tube together, well, obviously, they are happy.



And here we are discussing children, work, promoted-no-payed, Johnson's resignation, go-to-nams-on vacation... and my brain is trying to understand what they are celebrating there so from the heart, maybe I missed a day of snack or stunned at work the red day of the calendar did not notice. After an hour I could not stand, “What are you noting there?”



Do we mark? The children went to the summer camp.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №158324
 10.07.2022
I met my girlfriend last year, came to her home for the first time and she showed that she had a similar problem with the microwave.I, as a true gentleman, called for help, broke the inet, diagnosed with the replacement of the saliva plate. I bought a plate, the girl is delighted, this is what savings - the plate only costs 200 rubles. In short, I accelerate the story-the people stood in an uncomfortable place and I can’t see how to put it. They put the girl’s phone inside with the light on. Started the control launch! There is no fever. Only then the smoke went and the phone came fucking, which I forgot to pull out. The shorter sluddy costs 250 rubles, and its honour is 18000. She was ashamed even though she didn’t say anything. This is shit, little girl.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №158323
 10.07.2022
If you think about it, it’s not all that bad. If you don’t think about it, then everything is fine.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №158322
 10.07.2022
When I was a kid, my grandmother always drove to a sanatorium or a resort. My grandfather watched the farm. I promised myself that when I grew up, I would send him on a journey. I grew up and started earning well. My grandfather had a birthday and I gave him a ticket. I had never seen him cry before. Now the whole family is angry at me that I gave the passport not to my grandmother, but to my grandfather, because my grandmother loves me so much. Grandpa picked up a suitcase.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №158321
 10.07.2022
In war, politicians give arms, the rich give food, and the poor give their children. When the war is over, politicians shake hands, the rich raise food prices, and the poor look for the graves of their children.

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