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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №152773
 10.08.2019
You see a man and fall in love with your dreams of happiness.

[ + -34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №152772
 10.08.2019
There are two things I will explain in advance. Army and horse. An army where a man who has reached adulthood gives a debt to his homeland, gaining the skills to protect his mother, sister, neighbors, all those who are close to him and dear. And the horse may not be an animal, but a sports projectile through which you jump in the gym. He is also called “the goat,” but since this word is not very pleasant for us, we will stop on “the horse.” This is actually the story of this and that habit is still a second nature.
Listen, what is complicated here? Fitzgerald was nervous when he turned to the student. That fucking thing is here! He jumped on a bridge. - Shake up, shake up, wash your hands and you are already there. What is complicated? Give it up! - The cursant of sweat and red made a run, but in front of the "horse", right on the bridge, sharply hit the brakes and crashed the projectile. The officer clearly understood that now he would arrange an unconstitutional relationship. It threatened him with huge trouble, but the nerves gave up. And he found a way out. The student was wearing a belt to which two ropes were tied on both sides. Two brave high school students, taking in their hands the ends of which, as the student approached the projectile, dragged him so that he simply washed up and forward, flying over the horse.
“Not the MiG-23 of course,” the officer thought, “but it’s not bad too! Let’s go guys, go on! “Humbling,” he said, “within two days of giving up the school norms, they are at your disposal, he must do it! Do not break the wall!
Two days passed quickly, the responsible day came unnoticed. And it must happen that a few minutes before the jump of this student, the head of the school entered the gym. When I came to Phuket, I asked.
How about replenishment? I will see,, - the student began to run and the officer even closed his eyes, because there was no belt or rope on it now, and the high school students did not stand nearby, so in any case, he stumbled. I don’t understand, to repeat. He was removed from this state by the voice of the head of school. The cursant, who stood on the other side of the "horse", as he got there, of course cried, but the phrase heard from the general was embarrassing. The student made a circle and returned to the original. Hearing the command "go" rushed forward, reached the bridge, pushed, smote up and forward and without touching his hands, flew over the "horse". “Hear,” pushed the officer with his elbow, “I didn’t have a cognac yesterday? Did he go without his hand? Oh my son, do it again! "From the third attempt to realize that the cognac has absolutely nothing to do with it, the head of the school scratched the forehead. A good supplement! I wonder when the flight starts, will he need a shuttle?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №152771
 10.08.2019
How many girls did you have in terms of sex?
In terms of sex, there were 150. But I’m very much behind the plan.

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