In the cinema on the film Immortals, at the moment when Theseus releases 4 arrows and kills 4 enemies from the back rows, loudly and basically it was said: M-m-m-m-MONSTER KILL!! :DD

In the subway, my Nokia 3310 was embarrassed to get
xxx: there everyone with htc and iPhones sitting or reading
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Yes, it really feels like I'm dressed in the bathroom with men and I'm 1 cm tall.

XXX is a dog. Greet me! I will marry!! to
Did you pay a lot to get married on this day?
XXX is OK. What are the main numbers!! 11.11.11 The woman is very pleased!!! to
YYY: Listen, don’t offend the electricity... you’re dumb. And those who got married yesterday, paid a bucket too. Look at the marriage certificate, there is the year 2011, and the month in general is written in letters.
xxx blue

News of RBC: "S&P accidentally lowered the credit rating of France"
by BOWUUGOGA! Who threw the valley on the controller? :D

How do you feel today?
It was as if a tractor had passed over me.
I saw your tractor yesterday. The good boy)

From the announcement:
Halloween costumes and not only. Witches and witches, schoolchildren, nurses and other uncleans.

I don’t understand why everyone is so stupid. Here you read the forums of all kinds of programmers, computer scientists and other "hackers" - everywhere the same thing: "Servac has fallen", "I yesterday had to pick up the servacle", etc. Why are everyone so stupid? Even with my humanitarian education, I understand it. Is it so hard to make it or put it on the floor in the extreme case? Especially if it is so heavy. You call us stupid. and ((

Sasha... here’s a request...you just don’t fall. The customer complains that when the operator has critical days, the program hangs.
SPR: Smoke, are they shrinking? It’s a iron box, he doesn’t look under his shirt!
Sasha, they’re making a big order. That’s why I turn to you that no one else can handle it. You will get a double prize!
...
SPR: Dimas, you have a prize! Cut it out of the bag boldly. This idiot forgot to set a limit on the number of clicks per cycle.
Q: And in more detail?
SPr: OS of real time. The processing of the keys costs a considerable amount of time. It is enough for five or six keys together. But! The operator is usually a quiet woman. But when she is in a bad mood, and even the computer is dumb, she hits the keyboard with her fist. by HOPA! Seven to eight keys. The processor does not have time to work out and transfer the management :-) Everything hangs :-)

@kinza_dza: I can’t hide it. I want you. With all my soul, whole my heart and whole my body. Come to me, my plate is bursting. And you, the bread, also go.

Who would have guessed that even 170 years ago our bank valued its customers.

How is Angry Birds translated?
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If McDonald’s and Apple join forces, they’ll be able to make a McMac!

One day, a bottle of vodka came out of the seat and fell under the brake pedal. Impressions on the whole movie!
Yyy: Fig with her, with vodka (forgive this blasphemy). This is when under the pedals comes a pekinese or a cat.
zzz: A cat with a pekinese is struck by the pedal to the floor, and the bottle is not droplets!

She: I have to shave and shave!
He: Well, I’m saying – to blaspheme and lull!

Bohme: Namedny had to visit the bathroom palace of students of his university. There the ceilings are so high-high, 5-6 meters exactly.
Bohme: Under the ceiling is like an odor. There’s a toilet wrap in it. I’m not even asking how or why, and who came to mind at all. Humans are enough. But the fact that he was whitened together with the walls and the ceiling broke my pattern forever.
Bohme: Performance is their mother!

Why do you treat my mother so badly? She loves you very much and always speaks good about you.
in-diana jones: I can’t normally treat a person who calls on Saturday at 6 a.m. and ORET: "SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! What did you buy me? I will condemn you! You bought me a computer with viruses! I don’t work anything!! I can’t catch the VKontakt and the One Class!!! What is the first number today??? This is a computer!! Let him pay for it himself!!! Come and do it!!and "

XXX: I am charming, precisely a quark.
YYY: In the sense?
XX: In the sense, few people know about it.

From the ixbt forum:
xxx: We want to buy a TV, preferably with 3D within 25 thousand. What can you advise?
YYY: Copy the next.

From Twitter:
xxx: I pulled out the batteries from one of the phalloimers and put them in the controller. Included the telephone. TV is fucking. Batteries back in the hole

He is:
Love is like diarrhea. Your head knows that it’s time to stop, but you can’t.

She is:
How cute, how cute, how cute, how cute, how cute...