From the postgraduate blog:

Cyridwen: We had 2 annual grants, 75 subjects, 500 people in the control group, half-worked methodology and a whole bunch of literary data in different languages, as well as tequila, rum, a beer box, pure ester pinta and amylitrit. Not that it would be a necessary reserve for a dissertation study. But once you start doing scientific work, it becomes difficult to stop. The only thing I was worried about was VAC. There is nothing more helpless, irresponsible and corrupt than VAKOV publications. I knew that sooner or later we would get into that shit.

BTR-82 is landing in a parachute mode.
YYY is disembarking. But only once - he is very upset in the process.

Kira: Give up, our philosophy lesson in the drink is gone! The new one will come today.
Christo: Philosophy and alcohol - concepts inseparable ;)

One day I ate strawberries. But the strawberries were rotten, and the cream was of some strange color and taste. After this gastronomic experience, I didn’t get out of the toilet for a week, after which I vowed never to eat strawberries with cream. I hate these products with all my heart. When I see somebody eating them, I don’t think it can be damn delicious because I’ve eaten a spoiled strawberry with cream.
What a nonsense, right?
But this is how all your posts look on the topic "All men/women are goats/wives!".

Don’t look there, there’s dust.
I am looking at the mould.

I came from a business trip, I make an advance report in Excel. I decided to enter personal expenses under the form of transport expenses... I record, and he issues "LOG"! I was sitting in a stool, shamed by the computer. It turned out that I just made a mistake in the formula, but the amount still did not fit...

If at work at work start storing not only cups and tapes, but also charging from the phone, then you can safely claim that you have a relationship with work=(

I noticed an interesting thing in people - it is worth one to mock wherever, immediately there will be a second, who will hit the same place, others will try to clean up, then they stop coping, but continue to maintain the state that was before the first bunch... but gradually the original place becomes where they go to mock, bowl, plow, and so on... so happens with entrances, parks, with forests, rivers, lakes, and a simple and obvious example - people, you have mocked the old humorous resource!!! Do you have little contact?? to

An acquaintance squeezed from the elevator in which he was stuck.
I sit in the elevator and almost fall asleep. I hear a voice coming upstairs and saying:
The elevator, the button is down again.
It’s not the button, it’s the elevator.
What did you take?
I sit in it...

Is the source weak? Or the main
to defile your country, and the truth or not -
by Pofig?
There was such a court. There is an article on
judgment, and that the accused
submitted to the cassation. Google to help. About
Statement of claims to judges,
issuing such sentences.
The country here is not important.

and----

Guys, it may be enough. Let’s turn the hose again.

Share the invention:
Now, when I open a new pack of cigarettes, I don’t throw away a piece of foil.
which covers the filters, and slightly bend to the desired size and
I swear under the cellophane, closing the scary picture.
Just don’t tell anyone, or they’ll start printing a scandal right on this piece of foil.

Difference between a man and a woman:
M is going on a day trip. It specifies whether there is a toothbrush in the hotel, and then "I am slightly, the brush is not even where to put".
He goes on a day trip. It specifies whether there is a toothbrush in the hotel, and then "my suitcase no longer fits".

He is absurd!! to
And what is this?
Yes to everyone!
Well for example?
Well, for example, it changes the volume on the telephone and leaves it no more than two or five. It can leave the volume at 11 or 23 or 17. The horror! He may also eat children.

The inscription on the leaflet, glued near the computer in the duty part of one district department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs: "The duty! Check the mail every 2 hours.

Degal: I think it doesn’t have to be hot in hell. It can be roughly as dirty, ugly and monochromatic there as it is now on the street. The sinners in such hell are not cooked in boilers, but kept in ponds with cold water. Particularly bullish, not to hesitate, forced to slide a frozen cane, specially installed next to the bench. There are no screams there either, only the knock of the teeth of the trembling sinners and the quiet sad whisper of the rusted clothes, whispering in the wind. The devils there are white and furry, like a mixture of a polar bear and a horned martyr. They do not stumble on anyone with whores, but they water the sinners with cold water from water pistols.
The most exemplary of such hell is sent once a year for a couple of weeks to the ordinary hell, where it is bright, light, warm and dark. From there, they return burned, with fire in their eyes, and bring magnets to the puddles.

There are no tanks in zombie films, because these films reflect the profound dependency of people who have the opportunity to go to movies about zombies, from modern social institutions, and exploit their fear of the rapid and irreversible destruction of such institutions, primarily the army and police, with the subsequent archaization of interpersonal relationships, including the transformation of the vast majority of people around them into unconditional enemies... In general, there was a tank in the Walking Dead, but happiness he did not bring anyone.

X is : Where can I buy a golf clutch?
U to : What you don’t like about baseball?
X is : I am Esther...

Remember, how did the accounting dispute over VAT end last week? I haven’t read all the publications.

You won't see it on YouTube, because my friend - a fan of all kinds of radio and the like, will not post this video because of the "I don't want to burn the installation site". So then. Right in front of its windows is a number of capital garages, one of which is his. Near these garages are parked and those who have no garages or are far from home.
The cables to the garage are carried out secretly and cannot be noticed. He installed a video camera with night vision function (which writes on its own) and a speaker that is located behind the ventilation hole. Why did the speaker not know until recently:
The night. He decided to check the situation on the street without rising from the couch, so to speak. See, and next to the machines rubs a suspicious type and looks inside in search of magnets or video recorders. And then a friend to the whole courtyard in a loudspeaker said the unknown phrase "Here is no fish!". I’ve never seen such a fun run.)

Comment on the fact that the guard of Asgard’s door is black:
The guy has a harmful job, he is open to the suns of all nine worlds!