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[ + 48 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №159102
 11.12.2022
In the evening, my wife and I are both.

She: I suddenly understood something.

He said: If I had not been born, you would have married another.

All is

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №159101
 11.12.2022
The society would be perfect if all politicians were sitting where they should.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №159100
 11.12.2022
One of my acquaintances, unmarried, just over thirty, was taken on vacation to the other end of the city. Where it rarely happens. And here Nadia sits on a bench next to a small bowl and eats ice cream with strawberries. Suddenly I watched something happening near her. The company of boys mocked over their peers, pushed him to the ground, calls. Of course, she did not resist, dropped the under-eaten ice cream, intervened, dispersed the hooligans. Someone even got a bag on the back. A boy of ten or eleven wiped his broken nose with a stretched cloth and thanked him.
and thanks.
Not for what. How to find your parents? Can I call my mom?
Nadia really called, but her mother was strange - she said she could only come in an hour or a half. Well, what to do, my acquaintance didn't give up, took me to the cafe for lunch. Sitting cracked cakes with peaches, a salad with crab sticks, and moms are not. The boy, whose name was Vitaly, called her back, but the parent asked to give Nadia a telephone and told her to take her son to the center of the city if possible, and there he will wait for her. Not a small. Nadia agreed, but from the conversation immediately understood that Mom would not be soon. And the guy got something at all, rattled.
It was a pity for him, so my friend took and for some reason pulled the upset child into the park. This park she could not tolerate, because she walked there all the time alone, and people around the opposite with someone. Hope liked it this time. Riding a carousel, feeding a duck and swallow, bought Vitaly sugar cotton and chips. In return, he told me a lot of interesting things. With jokes, they reached the center. They sat on the bench, laughed, talked with their feet and suddenly the boy shouted:
Aunt Nadia, Daddy, Daddy is coming!
Nadia turns her head in the indicated direction and dies like a thunderstorm. Why is? Because she saw her colleague on the former job, in which she was in love, but was afraid that she would not find a common language with his son from his first marriage, because she did not know how to communicate with children (there was no experience), so she did not respond to his steps. It turns out, the boy's mother could not ask from work and called his ex-husband, who after this incident a couple of years later became Nadine husband.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №159099
 11.12.2022
This is a story about adulthood. The guy leaves the parent home, successfully overcomes life stages (socialization - rabbit, work - wolf, household difficulties - bear), and then meets a woman who deceives and destroys him as a person.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №159098
 11.12.2022
I met a former classmate yesterday. In general, in school he was thick to horror and constantly ate all sorts of bulls in class. It was called a bubble bubble.



Not seen for 10 years, somewhere I only heard that after school in the gym began to walk with disastrous force. Sitting on a diet, hit the sport.



So here. I walk around the house and see the car standing up. The driver and so and so - in no one.And there is a guy fit, healthy, like a closet. He raises the “six” from behind and he moves safely forward.



Then I go to the bakery – baaa! There is a bubble! Fat as hell. It is worth eating.

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