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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №31345
 11.06.2010
by Ophigete!
I saw a rarity today comparable to Turbo and Love is.. It was a Mamba advertisement on TNT. Yes, that’s the same "and Serojah too!"

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №31344
 11.06.2010
The girl knocks in the aska, the fifth minute of communication:
SmokieRoll
I am a student, I have no time. Be the cursed session!

The Sun
I am working! We have different age categories!!! to

The Sun
Study session is a happy time in the life of any man!!!! to

SmokieRoll
Mommy is you?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №31343
 11.06.2010
ttt> help connect firebird to your website! The connection line "C:\home\www\KURSOVOI.FDB" does not roll!

www> have you tried straight slides in the ways?

ttt> "C:̧homewww̧KURSOVOI.FDB" Yes?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №31342
 11.06.2010
Siddhartha's phone call after a long day of work:

I am listening...
I need wood.
For what?
to the oven.
What model is...?
I did not understand.
I ask the model.
Hey... I don’t even know.
Look, it should be written there.
There is no niche here.
As it is, it must be. Okay, I’ll send you a few.
In the sense?
-Well, you turn them up, the needed ones will rise themselves.
I did not understand.
In short, the address dictates, your mail.
Hey... and why?
I am happy!! How do I get the wood out???! to
I just wanted to ask you about wood for the usual home stove. Pine trees there, or berries.
and Facebookspam.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31341
 11.06.2010
<Gigurda> I slowly dry my hair. They are wet and smell of henna.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №31340
 11.06.2010
ZoozooZ: The boys said you’re dating a Japanese, is it true?? to
Dooki: That kind of thing.
ZoozooZ: How are you? Everything is in squares!
Dooki: What is it?
ZoozooZ: The Blue Fire

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №31339
 11.06.2010
You remind me of Sakura.
A tree or something else?
Japanese cherry: Yes, it’s beautiful though it’s a tree.
Do you take it as a compliment? :)
WOW: is beautiful...
and the tree)
You are cute (rofl)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №31338
 11.06.2010
Today I went to the market for cucumbers to buy (plantage), and there a man nearby shouted: "Hemp, we take hemp (also hemp seedlings)...!" I go to see (never seen a hemp seedling), I say: "...you are what, a drug dealer?". And he said to me, “I’m not a drug dealer, I’m not... I’m a drug dealer!”!" and

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31337
 11.06.2010
The xxx:
Give me a cup. and?and :)
YYYY :
;-) You are not an impotent old man, go and strike yourself))
The xxx:
The eye.
The xxx:
"you are not blind and not hands-free, you are gone" - it will be said next time;))))))))))))
YYYY :
Come here ? ? ? ?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №31336
 11.06.2010
Tired of playing Stalker. He went out and decided to rest: jumped the sounds of nature. I include the rain, the first thought: like in a stalker. 5 minutes of rain passes, the whispers of the hoodies sound in the headphones, then the row from the calash and again... rain.
I am sitting playing the stalker >.<

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31335
 11.06.2010
From Chat:

I don’t have any puzzles, I’m not interested ?
[20:22:57] to us comes 32cm_in_cold water
Oooooh, maybe I’ll re-examine my views!

c) Clash

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №31334
 11.06.2010
I go through the city. There are four shaved bodybuilders and they have an active discussion. The fragment of the discussion sounded as follows:
No, I don’t understand, you mean with grandmothers in the sauna, and I mean? Would I suck?
He could not listen further, tried to refrain from laughing and escaped from the street.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №31333
 11.06.2010
Lawyers for Music:
xxx: How are the relationships in groups/orchesters arranged?
Orchestra, I think, is an organization with labor contracts and so on.
What is Aria? Or is this Dima Belan – is he employed? Stage is coming? Retirement and all things?
Are the eagles travelling through rural clubs entrepreneurs? Peterson and the company in what relationship?
YYY: I do not know. But Cecalo is an individual entrepreneur.
It is exact
XXX is oh! There is already a clutch. They are registered.
And when were they with Lolita - two IPs or OOO? I need to dig in free time.
Well, tomorrow they will call from the gang of Najman or Manovar and ask to become their lawyer.
What will I answer? "Who are you?"
Yyy: Well, answer this: Okay, but first I need to know your organizational and legal form.
xxx: Do you seriously suggest asking this question to Manovar? Five pumped men in leather pants and with swords - and what organizational and legal form do they have?! to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №31332
 11.06.2010
I bought a book on self-improvement. First paragraph: "Do you know what makes a wise woman different from a wise woman? smartly
A woman knows that the success of her choice depends entirely on her
of her. A wise woman will not show her
Activity – it shows it in time and in moderation."
Tomates are red and the door of the tractor is opened. The pectoral difference. Now I know what female logic is.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №31331
 11.06.2010
You are fucking fuck!! to
Leonid Ivanovich: What is it?
Sorry, I was wrong by the window.
Leonid Ivanovich: Okay
Miha: ahahha, throw this roast here, I send this dude "you fuck!", and then I write that the type of window was wrong)))
Leonid Ivanovich: I was right now.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №31330
 11.06.2010
Anton: эх, it’s boring here, I’m doing the kind of work, and I think it’s better: kick a new Prince of Persia or shake, you think?
Vladimir Nikolaevich: I understand everything, probably not that private?
Vladimir Nikolaevich: But you can’t worry, I have a way to do so that you don’t miss it.
Vladimir Nikolaevich: has been offline
Anton: Vladimir Nikolaevich, it was a joke!!! to
by admin) is late

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №31329
 11.06.2010
The Spectre: Hi! come up with a romantic way to say "go kill yourself" I know you’ll come up with))
Moonlight: Oh oh hello
Moonlight : Why? The romantic? and I? O_O
Spectre: Well here is the main word kill))
The Moonlight:
I can't think of you any more XD
Spectre: Blyin well you understand >.<
Moonlight: I don’t know
Give a knife with the words "Keep it in your heart. Goodbye to you"
Moonlight is OK?
Spectre: HDDDDDD
Spectre is OK!
Spectre: I knew you could do it XD

[ + 85 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31328
 11.06.2010
I am amazed by the genius of men. It’s lazy for a man to cook his lunch... but to go to the garage, to warm up the car, to follow me to the other end of the city, to take me home from work in the lunch break, so that I can prepare something – yes, simply!! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №31327
 11.06.2010
by Alexander:
Damn, we have to put fashion on unmatched socks.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №31326
 11.06.2010
EgoBrain: Sisadmin is a programmer with knowledge of electrics, sanitary, psychology, pedagogy and much more that is not related to computers))))
and EgoBrain

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