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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №150794
 11.08.2018
Russian officials with high social status are increasingly reminding what they are coming from women with reduced social responsibility!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №150793
 11.08.2018
At the Department of Foreign Languages in our institute taught the mother of Mark Anatolyevich Minkova. The composer, among other things, the author of the music for the song "Invisible Fight" from the series "The Investigation is led by Knights". "Our service is dangerous and difficult, and at first glance it seems unseen. If somebody is somewhere with us sometimes...” Remember?

At the seminars, she asked, “Do you want me to tell you a new series of “Knatook”? Which hasn’t been shown yet? Who will refuse. It is now pirates, the internet and other charms, and then everything is secret. Interesting, and she told me. in German.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №150792
 11.08.2018
From the Future Questionnaire:

“Did you or your close relatives, during the retirement reform period, belong to the presidential administration, the government, or any other organized criminal group?”

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №150791
 11.08.2018
I live on the last floor. Repair of the roof. Heat of 32 degrees. I enter the entrance, an elevator arrives, and two workers run into the cabin with me. Poor and exhausted. We go to the ninth floor, I see something they want to say. We arrive, and one decides to ask for water. Of course, I say, drag the canister, on the roof is hell. They were so delighted and then told that six residents refused to enter. The counters, bl@t, have them!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №150790
 11.08.2018
Suddenly I remembered a long history.

He gathered in his youth with the company in the bathroom and went to the network store to buy all kinds of nonsense for competitions. And I needed two bananas for something like fast food without hands. I wanted to buy bigger so that the process did not end too quickly. In the store, all the bananas are small.

There is a beautiful girl, a saleswoman (D). Here is our dialogue:

I: Girl, if you have big bananas, I need a couple big ones.

D: Everything is here in the room.

I: I need big ones, maybe there are in the warehouse?

D: No, there are the same...

Suddenly, the light fell on her, and she proposed:

“Take a carrot, it’s big. For what do you?” It was red :)



I am from such a sharp change of concept, I have not even found anything to say except:

“To Me to Eat”

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