xxx: My 190-year-old friend just married a girl who is 150-year-old last week. They’ve been together for seven years, something he’s been thinking for a long time.



YYY: I thought it would grow

Russofobia in Turkey:

Where are you from, guys?

from Russia

Here is Russian music.

For what?? to

The best questions are questions about a person, because everyone likes to talk about themselves.

For example:

What are you skiing?

What’s so sad, shit sausage unpleasant?

Who are you in life?

What did you write on your ass?

Are you a pedophile or pedophile?

Also help questions that make a person turn to basic values, existential:

Wolf in the eye or shit?

If you were a lamb, would you fuck a sheep?

Ask about the surroundings, people like to talk about friends and family:

Who do you need?

Are you one of those mom didn’t want and dad didn’t try?

Who do you know from the area?

Using these simple tricks, you will quickly find your new friends!

xxx: In our military school, at the medical commission, a man with a dirty ass was driven out of the office by a surgeon (there you have to turn back and push out the sticks for inspection) and, following him to the corridor, he loudly proclaimed: "And that with the socks on the glasses nobody else would enter!!!" and. The boy before the release remained so-Sugar.

Dad told me. They were on a trip with the crew. A free day. Young stewardesses gathered at the disco, the rest are called as well. Men of the age tend to agree, remember the former fate, as suddenly...

“Will you go, Uncle Cole?

No, thank you, I won’t go.

One employee very often called me to smoke on the street, cute, all with her, I already thought to invite her to the movie, or to my home, fish to watch, indeed she almost fit me as a daughter.

And it turned out that the automatic doors at the exit do not work on its growth.

And I wasted, old wise man.

What is our life: from scholarship to retirement.

My wife works in a rehabilitation center. There was a man with a serious injury to the cervical vertebrae. What is the essence! A group of athletes rested at sea. There is a small rock. The guys carefully studied the place, dive deep - in general, they did everything smarter before starting jumping from the rock. They are smart! But the fucking! None of them could have imagined that one day such a stupid tortoise would swim there!

I am a trainer. My student today read the assignment and says, “I didn’t understand anything, but I’ll do it now.”
You don’t even know, boy, how you will use this approach in the future at work!

During a period of turbulent youth, I woke up after the club in the apartment of a cute lady. From the situation in the apartment it was clear that the night was not dark, and the head was already very heavy.

While the companion was preparing breakfast, he offered to go to the pharmacy for pills from the head and for a mineral to the store and, having received approval, rushed to go, good in THIS HUNDRED HUNDRED. There was a pharmacy and a store.

Upon returning with the shopping in the yard I realized: neither the number of the apartment, nor the number of the entrance, nor the phone of her. So I went home with a mineral and pentalgin and no longer saw it🥲