You buy the fresh low-salt saliva, elastic, like the ass of Jennifer Lopez, divide it, clean all the bones, lay it beautifully on the saliva, pour on rings of onions and water with unrefined sunflower oil. Here comes the wife and the eagle - "Again the whole kitchen was wrapped with his silk!" And then in the evening you go into the kitchen - and she is eating it!! to

My son was three years old.

We went to my grandmother and we were going to go.

The things are gathered, we are at the exit.

Grandma says to her grandson:

Could you write on the road?

The grandson is tired and condemned:

is OK. Where is this road...

I go on the bus. A non-Russian family with two children. They go quietly. The little ones whisper silently. Then they ask something about their father. The Father says so well.

In which city are we?

Children in Moscow.

Then we speak and ask only in Russian.

The kids are dad. Why did we come to our stop?

Father, how did you go? Oh shy grim...