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[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158811
 12.10.2022
xxx said a friend.

In the 2000s, he came to fix the cash in a small vegetable store. When he did everything, the seller asked him:

How much do I owe you?

He decided to joke:

I don’t need money, I’ll take it.

Here, a man from the Caucasian outdoors comes out of the fence in the size of two to two:

What kind of nature you are. E is?

It becomes clear that it is either her husband or her lover.

I’m going to get some tomatoes of all kinds...

Well take it.

He picked up some shit for a penny and ran away, leaving everything on the bench in the park. But the whole.

[ + 32 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158810
 12.10.2022
The smarter children, the worse they reproduce.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158809
 12.10.2022
My first assessment was a pair – for the fact that when all the choir shook “mama washed the frame”, I secretly read Meane Reed’s “The Rider Without a Head.”

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158808
 12.10.2022
Summary - from 100 000 rubles
and gamer. I will kill your son/husband in an online game and return to your family.

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