I met a girl much younger than myself. The further dialogue:

The girl: “Why are you always putting ridiculous sticks at the end?”

I: “Atavism since the time of Ashka”

The girl: "I only understood the word of time"

I said, “Eye...”

Once in the recreation park, the toilets were closed for repair, and instead they put some temporary toilet in the wagon, and at a height of two meters, a ladder with very low perils, literally below the knee, rose up to it. I came down from this ladder and flew through these perils to the ground. I lie on the ground, crawling from falling and I hear the scream on the whole park: “YACAAA!!! The Eggs!! and. To me runs an extremely excited woman 10-15 years older than me and shaking my shoulder asks: "Eggs are whole?!" I squeezing from the question touch the eggs and find that the pants in the process of falling broke from the ass to the width and the desired parts of the body look through the gap. The woman also sees this natural death, turns red and bore something like "God thank you" goes away. And I took off my jacket, tied it to the belt with my sleeves to hide the gap and went home.

You are an intelligent person, if you are standing on a bridge, you have never spit into the river.

The secretary told us.
We gather to the object, Nastena (secretary) departs:
And let the driver go with you to measure the structure - he has exactly a meter between his legs!
Of course, she meant the length of the step.
But the point driver Semenych was looked at with respect.

Young man, we have a bottle of half-sweet.
Can you look at your papers?
Don’t we see that we can already?
Fuck you will understand. You seem to look normal, and then it turns out that you are 65+ and you need to sit at home.