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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №157304
 12.12.2021
My wife worked as a secretary in the House of Culture. A 13-14 year old girl fell in love with her. He wrote to her on social networks, wore chocolates, composed poems. It all seemed innocent, at first even fun. Then (three years later) it began to strain. The wife rejected, said, "you, he is still a child, you can't break his child's heart, he will cool." Now she is his wife.



YYY: Well, Honey, now you have to take his mom from his daddy...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №157303
 12.12.2021
My younger son at the age of 8 very much wanted a dog, followed me and urged him to have it. My plans were not to get up early and walk with her. I had enough sleepless nights with the kids and I could finally sleep peacefully over the weekend. He swore that he would walk with her. Truth is truth! He looked at me with honest eyes. My heart trembled. Well, I said, let’s check it out. You will have to get up before school, go out, stand for a second and immediately go home. If you can last a week, we will take it. The son was delighted, he said, give it two weeks. I said weeks would be enough.

How many times has he gone out? The answer is 0 times.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №157302
 12.12.2021
I was 12. At the class in the pool, the most beautiful girl in our class drowned her glasses. She announced that she would kiss the one who would get them.

None of the alpha males could get to the bottom. I was sick, I got my glasses.

As I got out, I prepared my lips.

I gave her glasses, and she said they were not her. He goes to the dressing room.

I dive again, but there were no other glasses on the bottom.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №157301
 12.12.2021
Defining the degree of stupidity:
prejudice – excellent degree of stupidity;
* stupid - the degree of stupidity, not exceeding the average for the region, country, office, etc.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №157300
 12.12.2021
Are there doctors on the plane?

An advertisement at a height of ten kilometers throws in the frost. Two hours, as they took off in Antalya, and to Moscow is the same. Child crying and silence. Are there doctors on the plane?

There is! There is! I am a doctor.

A light-haired young woman in a minute was near the one-and-a-half-year-old Alina, whose body was beaten by seizures. The child has already lost consciousness, breathing and heartbeat have slowed to a complete stop.

33-year-old Guzelia Valeyeva - a dentist, head of the branch of the 2nd Dental Clinic of Ufa, who, by will of fate, was in the same plane "Anthalia - Moscow", conducted, in fact, the resuscitation of the child, making an indirect heart massage.

350 passengers of the huge Boeing 737-800 flight SU 2143 remained silent. The first attack was stopped, but immediately the second went, the girl began to become blue. However, Valeyeva continued resuscitation activities, and the child was suffocating and came to consciousness.

Then there was an emergency landing in Rostov. The reanimation car and all the services were waiting on the runway. Alina is alive and her life is no longer threatened.

Afterwards, in Rostov, Valeyeva said: "I tried to pull out the tongue with all the false means. The child was forced to inhale air, did a heart massage. After a few minutes, they began to put the child on a flat surface, change the position, and this repeated again. Everyone tried to help - the airplane staff, the boarding staff, got all the pharmacies, drugs, everyone who has any... Doctors have cases when we save a person's life, and so had to face. But, of course, not on board, where there are no tools and no personnel.”

You know, I’ve heard several times in the air the phrase “There are doctors in the plane?” Fortunately, on board was someone who gave the oath of Hippocrates, and everything ended safely - a doctor in the plane, landing, ambulance on the lane, life continues. But every time I hear that someone has been rescued in the sky because of the random presence of doctors among the passengers, I’m not at ease. What if there is no doctor on a particular flight? If there is no probability theory and people able to save a passenger's life will fly another flight or stay at home? Have you not thought about it?

by PS. Dr. Valeyeva rescued the little Alina on the flight SU 2143 of Aeroflot - Russian Airlines. But no reaction to what happened from the main air carrier of the country for some reason followed. Is the rescue of a child’s life by a doctor accidentally on board an event for Aeroflot?

Photo by Dr. Guzelia Valeyeva. The same flight.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №157299
 12.12.2021
Life is as we imagine it. It all depends on our perception. Every situation can be looked at from different sides. You can be divorced and you can be free. You can be a burdened household, and you can be a guard of the fireplace. You can drag on a family, and you can be the support of loved ones. You can wipe your ass all your life, and you can devote yourself to children. You can even be hopelessly sick, and you can be aware of the outcome. Words are insidious, they decide what you will feel.

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