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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №1611
 12.02.2008
by Olya 02:11:37
Are we ready for February 14?

dima 02:12:16
Oh fucking shit. Last night I went to a friend surgeon in Morga, the hearts were cut.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №1610
 12.02.2008
Do you want to fuck me?
O_o Where are you from?
It is German ?
She: We fucked you at 45))

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №1609
 12.02.2008
Anonymous

But here I have a special friend gay to install the wing. Don’t fuck me (I’m a girl)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №1608
 12.02.2008
kip@: I am sending a guy to the next room SMS "Let’s smoke", his phone is ringing next to me and I refer to him with the words "You’ve got a sms" and I leave. Within 2 seconds of the room wild rust...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1607
 12.02.2008
HAHAHA
I have a friend who works near the street. In the last month, three times brought corn on a crack-crack. Sereza got angry and loaded a full bag of sacks with sand. As a result, two broken evacuators :)

c) Oldman

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №1606
 12.02.2008
We have nothing to drink except lemon tea!! >_<
YYY: Why not? There is another tomato.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №1605
 12.02.2008
Yesterday in the universe was: we sat as a group of ours in the audience, a person 25 of us, and in that same audience on the schedule of another group of a couple. So here is another person of 15, and we have nowhere to go, our audience is closed, here we are sitting with them. After 10 minutes, the prede goes in and sees the full audience. He joyfully gets the mole, and here, in front of his eyes, more of the group’s polio rises and leaves. I had never seen such eyes at the preacher, and his lips whispered quietly.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1604
 12.02.2008
I go with a man on his cruise. We stop at the pavilion to buy cigarettes. The brother goes out, takes a package, here stops Maryn, from there the blonde cries him by name. The one (picture) - throws out an uncut cigarette, opens the salon from behind, takes out the beat, approaches Merz and shouts Fuck from here naked!!! It is in the lobby! Near the stop, filled with battle. I am myself in Houston. People behind the wall. The grandmother breaks down from the place - Hakkinen saucers. She hides carefully in the trunk. It is clarified. This man wanted a rich life. very very. He married a foreigner. And the guy loved her... wasn’t she a bitch? It didn’t wait... Although... Do we need it?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №1603
 12.02.2008
The whole entrance is connected to a single provider.. and as soon as the inlet falls - everyone flies into the entrance like a shabby... and starts friendship with the provider, someone arranges a breakdown of the games, someone continues a private conversation....

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №1602
 12.02.2008
I’m scared to be in a closed room! He sits with his nose in the monitor, looking indifferent. A cat in the kitchen. I say to her"Go to the cat a piece of meat and cut it off". Silence rises and goes to the kitchen. He returns. In one hand a cat, in the other a knife, in the eyes all the same killing indifference and asks "what exactly to cut?".

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №1601
 12.02.2008
From the site on cannabis cultivation:
- We do not advise smoking near the plant - from this marijuana is sick and grows badly!))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №1600
 12.02.2008
Stas
How about the guy? Have they reconciled?

~n@sten@~
We are stupid without friends.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №1599
 12.02.2008
by Dagget!
She is offended!

The killed beast
= – O

by Dagget!
You didn’t say goodbye to me...

The killed beast
Die to

The killed beast
Sauce

by Dagget!
= – O

The killed beast
It is crazy! by Sori!

The killed beast
The T9 = (

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №1598
 12.02.2008
We had a network printer in the network, which at half-five in the morning instead of sleeping began to take someone else’s IPs. Even though it is static. He took 3 or 4 IPs, and from different subnetworks. They were all busy. He sadly breathed back his old and went to sleep again. Moreover, Scuco, three times touched the IP of the server... type may still work out... then apparently realized that the server did not beat him and went to another subnet.
yyy: you lock it more reliably and turn off the phone. Or next time he will order the powder and call the idiots.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1597
 12.02.2008
Fuck it! My friend is hot. He searched for porn sites on the Internet for half an hour and did not find it!!! O O O O O O!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №1596
 12.02.2008
Kenssi: Fuck... I taught the cat... she’s used to saying that if she bites me or disturbs me somehow, then I take her to the kitchen, and lock her there... THAT’S THAT SCHUCKO GULD ME FOR FIVE, PURE FOR THAT I take her to the kitchen, T.K. She goes down herself!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №1595
 12.02.2008
nuPpaT : I adore how our Russian equipment looks... - got stronger several times, it worked, and I adore how Chinese technology looks - disassembled, watched, collected, worked ))))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №1594
 12.02.2008
[22:03:10] <mazai> had to take the check out there? O_O
[22:09:53] <Mazai>
[22:15:27] <Mazai>
[22:50:11] <mazai> len, go out for me!
[22:50:49] <_~Lenko~_> The idea was needed, but I looked, you have all the norm!
[22:51:24] <mazai> all the norms? The fact that the accounts are not all, doesn’t matter?
[22:58:28] <Mazai> Yamao
[23:04:10] <mazai> go out for me!
[23:04:15] <_~Lenko~_> I did not watch. But I have nothing to worry about. and :)
[23:05:01] <mazai> what if I catch a pair on the tower?
[23:23:32] <masai>..
[23:28:14] <mazai> go out for me!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1593
 12.02.2008
<Style> Greetings
<Pepper> as a puppy
<Manson> what a great nick you have! Did you invent it yourself or who suggested it?? to
<Style> I made it myself
<Manson> cool)))) Oh, and the stuff I have is great!!! Everything is so good ?))
<Kiss> What I like
<Pets> What are you doing?
<Manson> THIS IS THE PROBLEM!!!!!!! Are you interested in what I am doing here? What I like and what I don’t do!!!! to
<Kiss> Oh what’s so rough right away?
<Manson> just broke out! Get rid of these stupid questions!! to
<Pets> :-(
<Manson> well all, forgive me, kiss!! Shit, shit... shit, shit...
Could we talk like that?
<Kiss> Let me not mind
<Manson> start, I’m going to...
<Manson> oh, there house2 begins!!!! Let’s look together?? to
<Kiss> What are you looking at?
<Manson> black and white
<Style> %

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №1592
 12.02.2008
>>now what did the comrade, who promised to shout on the Red Square on February 1, if his quote hit the TOP of the Abyss, keep his promise?>>
He walked away without reaching the Red Square and turned home.

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