The conclusion of the service center on the results of the diagnosis of the iPad: the cause of the malfunction is a compot, probably a strawberry.

"These Wright brothers are scammers and charlatans, their useless toys are worth huge money, which they by deceit pump out from trusting investors and even the government and unfoundedly advertised beyond any measure, and they themselves are semi-divine idols for their nearby supporters! The technologies of navigation have been established for centuries, why invent a bicycle, because their poor crafts are barely able to break away from the ground and fly a couple of meters?

Synchrophasocarch, it turns out, the father of synchrophasocarch.
Which, if she is virgin and beautiful, sooner or later will have to give to Synchrophasogorinich.
Which differs from the usual Hornych by the fact that its heads are synchronously in the phase, i.e. There can be no such thing as one is still in the manic phase, and others are already in a depressive phase.

The problem of road mortality can be solved.
YYY: How, for example?
zzz: Remove the roads and drive only on the fields - then it will be mortality on the fields.

The little boy (5 years) heard on TV the expression "dirty dances". He says, “I know dirty dances, it’s when you have to remove everything so that you don’t get upset... even cowards.”

Some news wrote about the future premiere of the film about the young Han Solo, calling it "Han Sala".
is impressed.
What an image!
What a drama!
Han is Sala! And his friend, Visir Spika. And the enemy is Padishah Bacon.

XXX: The Fish
Among them there is a division into primary and secondary consumptions as among mammals on predators/herbivores?
YYY: Yes of course
There are very few fish. Mostly they eat invertebrates (already consumptions of the second order), and they are eaten by fish-eating predators, and even there are fish that eat only other, less fortunate fish-eating fish.
The xxx:
That is, can you say that among the fish there are consumptions of 4-5 orders?
Essentially
YYY: May be
And we can say that all these consumption orders cannot in principle be described by discrete mathematics.
That, however, does not deprive the concept of order.
The xxx:
Fishing and Discrete Mathematics
Discreet fishing!
YYY: Better
The fish mathematics.

The mistake of the survivor is "judging by the stories of those who played Russian roulette, you always win".
and your KO.

Dano: Cottage in the territory of the hospital (for staff (i.e. doctors)
> Find: Car worth less than 700t.p.
The answer is: 0 pieces.

It would be good for statistics to indicate the total number of doctors in the parking lot.

here here.

With GT, discussion of the construction of the cable road to Everest:

by Alcpp:
“The speed of the wind at the top can reach 200 miles per hour.”
With this wind, the cable road turns into a straw.

Here is he, here is the engriberds of my dreams.)

Is it normal that ithapopens has not been updated for two years?
Could he be officially buried?

Every man must build a zig-zag, complete the research and get the power that his father never dreamed of.

A real man

and dragon
You do not understand anything! The dragon of the virgin needs to seduce the unicorns!

High moral responsibility scares the responsible and attracts more irresponsible people.

Why were dragons given virgins?
Who will give the dragon the beauty that gives?! to

c from somewhere.

Age is when instead of "younger" you start speaking "younger".

xxx: a boy (fourteen years old, note) is chasing a toy.
Translators are lying.
Where is?
-Well, this is the profession "Lecarity" (the hit is important)
What is wrong with you?

He looks with pity.

Medicine cannot be a profession. Medicines are sold in pharmacies

Pauses between strokes are also a kind of incentive.

In the twentieth days of January 2018, I was almost lucky to participate in the VCIOM survey. The dialogue is almost literal.
Operator VCIOM: Good night. My name is <...>, I represent the All-Russian Center for the Study of Public Opinion VCIOM Moscow. We conduct surveys on current issues of society throughout the country. Your phone number was selected by the computer randomly and the call is free for you. The interview lasts fifteen minutes. Please tell me, can you answer our questions?
I: Let’s give it!
A: Okay thank you. Now the computer program will load... So, your consent is there. I want to say that an audio recording will be made to control the quality of the study. We guarantee complete confidentiality of your answers. According to the Russian legislation, the telephone number is personal data, and this information will be used by the service for internal quality control of the survey and immediately after its conduct will be deleted. Tell me, do you confirm your consent to the use of your personal data to monitor the quality of this survey?
I : Yes.
A: Okay thank you. Tell me, please, are we talking to you on a fixed or mobile phone?
I am on mobile.
A: This is a mobile phone. well well. I go to questions. I will emphasize that there are no correct or incorrect answers. Your personal opinion is important to us and we guarantee that your answers will remain confidential and will only be used in aggregate form. How can I call you, your name?
I am: <...>
A: Yes, “...” is very pleasant. well well. Please tell me, you are a citizen of the Russian Federation.
I : Yes.
A: Yes, there is. Tell me, please, in which region, country, republic do you permanently reside?
I am in Moscow.
A: Yes, this is Moscow – a city of federal importance. How many full years have you been?
I am: 29
A: Please tell me, do you follow or not follow the course of the election company on the Russian President elections?
I : Yes.
Do you watch carefully or watch from time to time?
I: From time to time.
A: Please tell me, do you plan to vote in the presidential elections in March 2018?
I am planning.
A: Do you rather accept than not participate, or do you definitely participate?
I : exactly.
A: I recorded your answer. As you think, President Putin works well or badly in his post and his work has been improving, deteriorating or not changing lately. I will give you the options of answers, choose one:
Good and improved;
good and does not change;
It is good, but it is getting worse.
It is bad, but it is improving.
bad and does not change;
Bad and worsening.
Please choose one option.
I: Probably bad and does not change.
A: Yes, it’s bad and it doesn’t change. So, for a moment... I noted your response, the program thought that was all.
I: is it all?
A: Yes, that’s all, the program doesn’t want to cooperate any more. These were all my questions to you today. Thank you very much for the dedicated time, all good, good evening!
I am yes. to Goodbye.
[The survey lasted less than 5 minutes, instead of the stated 15]

They have an interesting program.

Roskomnadzor prohibited speaking about the old man and the fish.