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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2542
 12.03.2008
Valodsviet
Now the strings new stretched, as happy as an elephant))

Void
What other lines?? to

Valodsviet
0 0 What are the lines? I am talking about strings on guitar.

Void
Meeting with a musician...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №2541
 12.03.2008
Case on the road to work
Gaici’s vehicle VAZ 2105 (Tobis me) is stopped and they say we violate the rights to the barrels in a few months you will get!

(Surrounded on the so-called asphalt where the mark was under the king of the peas, and as it turned out there 2 consecutive, and where I have been unfolding for 5 years)

In the evening, knocking at the door, there is a morning couple...
Do you only have the right to return?
How nice to live in a small town :)))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2540
 12.03.2008
Signs of what you took on a birthday celebration:
Say to the girl lying next to you in bed:
I want you!
Go to the other side and sleep.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №2539
 12.03.2008
XXX: How to put extra memory in the computer. Just bought it.
First you need to turn off the computer.
XXX left the chat.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
zzz: Imagine he’s looking in the black monitor and waiting for the next step ;)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №2538
 12.03.2008
> melting, I feel like a goat. A girl confesses to me in love and I get up.

Why a goat? You are lucky – you are confessed in love with the girl you stand up for! You need to rejoice!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №2537
 12.03.2008
HHH
Hi to

WOWU
Hi to. The afternoon. It seems so.

HHH
When are you going to work?

HHH
Am I so predictable?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2536
 12.03.2008
Q: Is the program ready?
WOW : Yes.
Q: Does it work?
WOW : No.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №2535
 12.03.2008
ZBEPB
Daroff

ZBEPB
Do not break?

Darkwalker
and hello.
I don’t know, I don’t see why you’re striking.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №2534
 12.03.2008
I went to the cinema for the movie "I am a legend". They said - terrible pipe like.And here the scene starts typically "all the pipe is so quiet, but here the pipe is already something out of the corner as it jumps out".Affrozh Will Smith on the whole screen - breathes, rotates balls.
Here from the back rows is distributed a compressed chrip -"боооольннноо.."
Herase Dolby Surround I think.
Will Smith steals further, sweats all over.The same shrimp from the rear, but already with a stir - "sickness.."
The guy! All of it! On the screen "a loud pedestal" - the creatures jumped out.
Creatures - "BLUAAA-gay-!"
Women's voice from the back rows - "Oh MAA!"
The man’s voice from the back rows – "Anya! The Scuckle! Leave the eggs! It hurts!and "

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №2533
 12.03.2008
(from a conversation with my wife on msn)

Nemus: Today when I hanged my clothes in the closet
He dropped a bag, I picked up the bag, and nuts began to roll out of it on the clothes, what would it be for?and ;)
They were delicious, I ate them right there!

MaWka: The closet that is in our living room?

Tagged with: ugu

MaWka: Theme, sweet, do you remember I told you that I came up with a way to get rid of rats?

Nemus: fuck, don’t say I ate radioactive nuts

To please you?

Nemo: Well try it (

MaWka: If you were a rat, you would already be dead!=)))

Nemo is fucking.

* Nemus came out of the chat.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №2532
 12.03.2008
On my feet the shoes of the Milky Way. My mantle is woven out of Elf silk, protected by the magic of immortality. On my unnamed finger is a ring that unfolds the threads of my enemies’ fate. I have a belt that breaks the phases of the curse in my biofield. On my chain of lunar silver Amulet of Universal Wisdom. On my head is the helmet of the angels of antiquity, the age of which is counted from the time of the creation of the stars. In my hand is the cloth in which the strength of the warriors of Ancient Sparta is contained. In my heart there is an unwavering courage, and in my head there is an unwavering thought: at half a.m., after the passage, when the sanitary workers have a shift, I must go from here.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №2531
 12.03.2008
Brattook: Pizzetz at Musa's status
BratTOOK: "Dear girls, women, women, grandmothers, girls and transvestites! with holiday you! ask you one thing. catch asking questions like.."Do you love me?""And this dress is for me?""And why do you love me?"","And if I wasn't so beautiful then we would be together?"and "And what does this dead prostitute have in your luggage?"!"
BratTOOK: And this person still says that staying in the cliff hasn’t affected his mosque.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №2530
 12.03.2008
1: and here a shorter lie found a type of how to earn money on the net, such as clicking and getting money for a click, what is the point?
2: Nothing is true.)
1: a nafiga such a money to do, chet I don't rub
It seems like you are sitting like down on the links and then you will also be stolen money.
2: You referred to them you think you will try a month you will earn $100 max if you trick it 500 dirty then you will not be charged half of for bad connectivity and so on. then the minimum amount that they can send is dedo 100. they send ))) comes the check of the city bank ))) you explain half a month that this is such a bank in America half a month you can make it if the deadline has not expired then you get tanks 50 and you go give to the mother who with a tail and with a phone ticket has long been waiting for you.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №2529
 12.03.2008
.::W[i]SE::W0[!]F:: (21:37:02 9/03/2008)
Does she have an injection?

[SlaM] (21:37:43 9/03/2008)
I broke the modem.

[SlaM] (21:37:43 9/03/2008)
On Wednesday or Thursday.

[SlaM] (21:38:23 9/03/2008)
The modem first started.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2528
 12.03.2008
Should I buy a bagger 2.5 balloon?
I’ll buy beer next to the house.
Amsterdam in bottles.
UUU: just here I bag at the saleswoman from the kiosk calculated a successful
I give her half a bottle and take for 22.5p 2 bottles, and she gives 25p.
WOW: I say, then another one.).. three times has already rolled, the main thing is not to give

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2527
 12.03.2008
I read in the Abyss about the toilet from the drillers...
A group of geophysicists placed on the subject of the detection in the layers of oil... the toilet to dig reluctantly... the drilling plant was adjusted, a hole of 500 meters depth was drilled, walls were placed around and a roof was covered from the top.
After some time, they notice that they do not use the toilet, more and more by habit in a clean field, began to find out...
The answer of one of the respondents just killed:
- Well, when it's still normal for the little one... and with serious intentions you come, sit down, smoke a cigarette, think, do the main thing, get up, do the last stretch, fasten the pants, belt, just take a step out of the toilet... and in the run such a sound... BLAYAMSSS... the second time no one came :-)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2526
 12.03.2008
Major: I am delighted when in the DC SEXI-Klyushka downloads from me kubuntu-7.10-desktop-amd64.iso at a speed of 15 Kbs for a day.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №2525
 12.03.2008
111: How is health?
222 and hz.
1 of 111:?? to
222: I was stolen a bag with a bank of urine in the tram (

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №2524
 12.03.2008
8.03.08
[NNZ]Lander> well guys, well blasphemy this day to upload porn.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №2523
 12.03.2008
The routers - lets go.mp3
XXX: There is no point in linking.
The hymn of the routers?

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