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[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №45867
 12.04.2011
case in the chat(:infection: - antimate):
<x> infection:
<x> infection:
<x> infection:
<chh> how to say that!? to
<chh> fuck me in the ass
<x> o_o
<chh> and where the infection

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №45866
 12.04.2011
A trip with a brigadier (B)
I cooked sausages

I’m like the old X*J!
B is not possible! I only bought yesterday. I tried it today and it was normal.
I’m... I’m about their appearance, not their taste.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №45865
 12.04.2011
On a couple to the strict basement entered a person late and goes to himself, not noticing anyone. He was so surprised and so surprised "A?". Someone from the rear side guesses his thoughts: "Who is here?and "

[ + 88 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45864
 12.04.2011
April 12 is dedicated to:
Once the heroes for the youth were not bandits and thieves,
designers and astronauts.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №45863
 12.04.2011
Subscriber: My computer is writing "there was an error, call the system administrator", what to do?
Call the system administrator
I am a system administrator!
Call the normal system administrator.

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45862
 12.04.2011
zombiek: by the way, counted here - the mass of all mankind can be accommodated in a building size 1km x 1km x 600m
In any water reservoir under Moscow
Sly: I’m even afraid to ask why you thought that ?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №45861
 12.04.2011
> like to:
> I go to work through the bor.

And most people go to the bor through work.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45860
 12.04.2011
Local radio is pleased. DJ says:
"And we have a new message from the listener"Sorry":
My friend Slavik two days ago scratched his hand with a circular saw. Put him the song "The Shaman has three hands""

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №45859
 12.04.2011
No, I’m not going to watch movies today. I better go to bed ;) And how can I quietly watch a movie if I don’t have a cursor done tomorrow? O_O

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №45858
 12.04.2011
The first Russian driver broke the steering wheel on a F1 car

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №45857
 12.04.2011
Fuck... The classmates have all married, the children were born... And I was like a fuck on them, so is it.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45856
 12.04.2011
In the city, the struggle has begun again.
2. ugu, and the name is to come up with the type of "Vir-Antihu"

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №45855
 12.04.2011
xxx (10:37:46 12/04/2011)
Do you bite the science granite?
yyy (10:38:07 12/04/2011)
Salad of Unemployment

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45854
 12.04.2011
YERMAX: Hello
Yermax: Are you here?
YERMAX: Oh well!! to
YERMAX: You are silent. It is autoimmune.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №45853
 12.04.2011
The Fourth Civilization is burning.
A fighting camel can be improved to a helicopter.)

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №45852
 12.04.2011
Okay, I’m accustomed to the fact that our group, gently speaking, doesn’t shine with intelligence.
I’ve become accustomed to the fact that the group doesn’t even know the simplest terms and constantly asks me what a word means.
I got used to "oy, I did something and I had everything closed", "set me a program", "teach me to make a pillow in photoshop", "and why do you call the transition from pink to white a grand?" (the word "gradient" for classmates is unspoken, yes).
But today they got me. I started telling something about ZV and mentioned Darth Vader. The girls looked at me surprised and asked what the singer was and what his most famous thing was. And another girl gave out that the classmates are dudes, and it is not a singer, but a DJ.
Shoot them someone, please :facepalm:

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №45851
 12.04.2011
xxx: yyy, I am a woman
YYY : OO
Have you started monthly? OOO
xxx: I was in a bad mood, and I went to buy an expensive junkie, and it got easier for me!)

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №45850
 12.04.2011
Basilica at 22:43
A murderous fact for me:
Dalmatians stolen by Hauc and Pope Ron Weasley

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №45849
 12.04.2011
As one boss said, it’s cheaper to kill Sysadmin than to fire him.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №45848
 12.04.2011
The old man threw a net into the sea and caught a fish, which spoke to him with a human voice:
Let me go, old man.
And the old man realized that there was something the Japanese did not agree with Focushima...

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