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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №158012
 12.05.2022
Some old men go to battle, and others go for orders, awards and personal pensions. In twenty years...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №158011
 12.05.2022
He lived in the village until the age of 17. Many different livelihoods were held: goats, cows, chickens, fasans. Once upon a time I caught a wild cat in the lake. He put them in a cage and went to sleep. In the middle of the night, I went out to the toilet, and next to the cage with the cracks, the mother duck stood. The children jumped in the cage, grizzled, the mother is still standing, does not leave. He opened the cage and let everyone go.
Since then, he has never hunted or caught anyone. Mom... She is Mom.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №158010
 12.05.2022
Last year, it was that 500 million rubles were spent on the clouds for the parade, and last year, too. Why didn’t they do that this year?
- Yes, you understand, this year, too, would report that the money was spent - but the weather was cloudy as a sin.

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