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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №157310
 13.12.2021
Today I was driving around the city and watched this picture: a girl aged 15-16, passing through the passage, said something and wiped her tears, and a small homeless dog ran behind her.

How did the girl apologize to the dog for not being able to take her?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №157309
 13.12.2021
I slipped on the ice yesterday. The passing person so tried to help that I had to hold him by the hand and ask him not to panic! So I remembered the story.

He had an accident in Cambodia. In the hospital, I was struck and released home. I felt bad this morning and decided to go to the hospital again. It is literally a five minute walk to the hospital. I asked a man (he was the culprit of the accident) to go with me. On the way, I realized that I was very ill, so bad that I could not even warn about my condition. But I have a goal, I need to go to the hospital and I go. But as soon as I entered, I lost consciousness. I woke up and saw this picture: four medical workers. One makes me feel, and three calms the panicking guy!

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157308
 13.12.2021
I brought a couch today. I packed, I packed and I collected. A couple of clients are watching. At one point I had to move the couch. I asked for help from the strong half of the couple. They moved and a terrible smell of curtains floated through the room. Something happens.

I collect further. Customers also watch from the doorway. Almost at the end of the process by the edge of the ear, I hear the client’s girl pulling the air with her nose, breathing, and in half a voice so asking her young man, “Again he?“”

This shit comes out from the mole of that seranul, and it also fell on me.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №157307
 13.12.2021
Ordinary laziness saves a person from mistakes, sometimes tragic.

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157306
 13.12.2021
We had a railway transfer in a very crowded place in the city. There was a grandmother working on it, who dropped/raised the shlagbaum from the booth. Local people have noticed that very often the slugbaum hits cars that try to jump through at the last moment. Thus, the grandmother tried the riders until at one moment she dropped the shlagbaum on the car of the local head of GAI. And when he jumped out of the car, she again dropped the shlagbaum, but already hit the sufferer’s head.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №157305
 13.12.2021
Interestingly, how much would Kisa Vorobyaninov collect these days with the phrase "Give to the former member of the State Duma"?

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