But here is not:

XXX: How about Annie?
WOW: She left me.
HHH: How is it? She did not hope in your soul, on the contrary, as if you were not all right?
WOW: I stopped going to the barbecue, started hanging in the beer bar with friends, accidentally forgot to congratulate me on March 8, set up a WOW... And the day after she left me, everything returned to its own.
HH: But why all these actions? Isn’t it easier or cooler to send a girl?
WOW: Son, grow up and you will realize that there is nothing worse than an insulted abandoned cock, thirsty for revenge.

You play with the fire, because if she learns about it, then it turns out that she is also deceived. This is hell’s nightmare!! to

And how can you not be a virgin if all the girls take care of themselves before the wedding?

Fuck the married.

From the Fire:

In the early nineties, my aunt who lives in Minsk, the sister of her husband from Germany sent along with other interests and tastes something wrapped in paper without inscriptions. Not a very large monolithic brush of this thing was white and in consistency resembled a good soap. My relatives thought it was the same. They wiped out of this bush pieces and put them in the bathroom and used as intended.

The only problem is that the soap didn’t shake. It smelled delicious, as if quietly dissolved in water, but did not shake. And the skin after him was strange, like clean, barley, but, what, sticky. “Well, fuck him,” my relatives thought, “maybe it should be so. Still a German stranger who knows them there."

What a surprise was it when aunt Lena came from Germany and saw that her gift was a great German white chocolate - crushed into pieces and tried to use as soap =))

Sanetor: I write a message to my mother "Please fill in my mobile account" I accidentally send a friend.

Sanetor: Guess who was sent the following message with the text "Yebanavrot, wrong sent the shit"

I started boxing.I sit next to my husband in the evening, dinner. I have thoughts in my head about spring, summer, swimwear... about the figure, in short. I ask sadly: "Then tell me, there are at least any changes?"Man(with an insightful glance from the distance):Daaa..I loved cooking..."

Good people think I’m bad, bad people think I’m good. very good.

Can you name a scientist?
She: Well Pavlov...
He: Well, what did he invent?
It is: the dog!

Twenty years ago, the wives of alcoholics were unhappy. Now their heavy crosses are carried by the wives of the wicked.

We have spring in our relationships.
All flowers and smells.
All the fucking stuff out of it. (

X: Do you have a boyfriend?
YYY: No, and what then?
XXX: I think I’ll fix it soon.

Capitan: Spring has come and it is time to hunt for girls!!! to
MrY: Be careful not to turn from a former hunter into a single-handed bandit :)

Q: How much to work?
D: by 9
Q: When do you get up? Working far away?
D: at 6 with a small
Meaning is far away :)
D is not. half an hour. I’m going for an hour and a half.)
Beauty requires sacrifices. Including the time)
D: Yes, the thing is that I’m painting a maximum of 15 minutes)) what I do the rest of the time, I don’t know))

Oh, you fool, did you get there?
became interesting
Introduction to stupid.
You are a fool, I have a name.
How is your name?
Olya
You are stupid, Olga.

I am always late to work for 5 – 10 minutes and here somehow one day I woke up earlier, but the brain is built in such a way that the thought "at work they don't know that I got up before... you can be late" immediately struck.

In the eighth grade, I thought there was no more than a hundred percent.
Has everything changed after the election?

From the hub discussions only released Yandex.Navigator and as always in the debris went:

xxx: The power of harmin in the maps. Google doesn’t have anything like that. Map of water with depths.

Yyy: Do you often find information about the depths of the reservoirs? and ;)

xx almost every day.

Zzz: You are either a good fisherman or a bad driver :)

The Stranger:
My player eats the batteries behind the mouse... and the player eats the controller from the TV. What to do with them afterwards, it is written that it cannot be thrown away...

Once at a corporate party, amusing myself with the empty treep that the Aborigines call “socialising,” I poured out to my colleagues that drinking champagne from high glasses is breaking a century-old tradition. It is said that in the seventeenth century, the king of French winemakers (and also of all other classes) Louis XIV ordered to remove the blind from the small but beautiful chest of his favourite Gabriela d’Estre, and even the Marquis Pompadour, and make him the same shape glasses for champagne. It is said that this is the only container worthy of such a noble drink. As a result, the glasses came out cup-shaped, wide, and at the same time quite small.

There was a second break, interrupted by Peter, an elderly employee who had already managed to "fresh up" but did not lose the vividity of his imagination. Looking at his high and narrow glass, the bubbles in which long streams rushed up, he thoughtfully noted: "I sincerely hope that behind our Australian tradition of drinking from the lengthy glasses still does not hide a similar story. Anyway, I’t want to know her! »

She: We live in too many different areas, it will be problematic to meet suddenly.
He: there would be a desire... suddenly – when is it?

The neighbors were loud all night and didn’t sleep. The next morning I fell asleep on a pair, and the underdog, usually quiet, as the naked, was speaking very loudly. I dream of my room and armed neighbors. And here I am through the dream:

You could not speak quieter, they are sleeping here at all!

I do not wait for mercy (