Like the night, I have super-important thoughts.
Why did evolution select people whose rectum diameter corresponded to the diameter of a penis?
Q: Did those who gave in the ass have a healthier and more numerous offspring?
Q: Or did the practice of anal sex less exhaust the mother and leave more attention to the firstborns, so they survived? Per the ancient people who came up with such contraception were in principle more ingenious?
Q: Why did Google get interested in my location when asking about the diameter of the rectum?
And for the believers, your question sounds fairy: "If God hates homosexuals, why do diameters match?"

Who on Gas-66 can normally turn on the transmission??? The children of aliens are three-legged - replied!!! to

The Women’s Forum. A woman complains that her husband, after 3 years of beautiful life, which went to the beauty salons twice a week, her husband drives her out, and asks how to squeeze money from him.
I get stuck in the beauty salon twice a week, what do I do there so often?
She had soap there. There is no patam chta at home.
xxx: she's somewhat badly washed in this salon))
Yyy: but when washing bushes, the mouth should be closed, not pestabolet!

I am standing in the metro. At the next station in the car on a wheelchair comes a man. I looked at him skeptically and thought, “Now it will start broadcasting...” But the doors are closed, the train is touched and soon hides in the tunnel, and the disabled continues to sit quietly in the corner. And then I thought, “Have I become so hard on people? Can a man not just go somewhere..." - I didn't have time to finish the thought, as a man started asking for money. And then I realized that I was okay.

A spider named “Pisaura Amazing” must give a gift to a spider in order to reproduce. And such a subtlety - a gift, for example, a fat fly, should be carefully packed. This spider carefully and beautifully packs the fly into the web. In order for the spider to unfold for a long time, and he will multiply at this time. So, some spiders eat the fly, eat everything delicious, and the skin is beautifully wrapped. What an abomination. And some do even worse - they bite a fly, go to the toilet, and this is the most beautifully wrapped. And will give. And then they run away quickly until the angry spider kills them. And some spiders catch the gift and run away. They cheat like that. But a cautious spider does not release a gift from his legs and drags for it. It’s heavy, so I have to stop. The spider gets what he wants. Zoopsychology is very instructive.

To get a decent education, you have to fight your head against a wall for a long time.

On platform 9 and three quarters, trying to get to Hogwarts.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I put my bank. Open the port 666. I thought.

Yyy: Wanted more technicians to call simple

I once cleaned the basket at a new place on a shared comp, the shit was stuck. Who knew that in the basket our especially gifted worker was putting the necessary files...



I did not begin to confess. She said that the basket is cleaned itself after a certain period. by Prokatilo. I love the stupid.

and Books =

I also have a friend who talks about the number of books I have read. At the same time, she has no friends, because units are able to withstand such a concentration of snobism and indulgence in one person. It is not the question of how much it has been read, the question of what effect it has had on a person, whether he became better after reading. Because where there is no development, there will be stagnation, mud.

Flashmob reminded about the number of books read.

My neighbor says it can be ten times a night!
So you say too...

I am now reading an article on the use of indexes in MySQL and here, there, for one of the examples, this table is used:

gender gender age gender
1
2nd Floor 15th Floor female
Third Reich Putin 89 Third Reich Tsar
4 Petro 12 male

I do not know who and why decided to send a girl in a wheelchair to the contest. Per she really sings the best of all and will represent our country with dignity. But I don’t have the feeling that a girl is being used in political games. After all, Eurovision is not so much about songs as about politics, and when the contest is held in Kiev, you can’t just sing here. We need to “play the hooks.” Let’s see how now Ukrainians will criticize our artist! Oh, you are foolish creatures! Are you against disabled people?



c) Varlamov

My mom’s son is in 8th grade. They were the subject of medieval alchemists. The teacher, a spherical grey old lady, said that the alchemists placed great hopes on the magnet and predicted a great future for it. And now, in fact, magnets are used only in cabinets and as souvenirs for the refrigerator.



I was overwhelmed by indignation and I began a monologue about the use of magnets in the modern world, but a small one stopped me. He knew everything, but did not argue with the teacher. Useless and stupid. “No one will be smarter from this dispute.” He told me.

There was an incident yesterday. I was driving in the subway, I sat in the headphones listening to music, a man in a wheelchair and asking for mercy, comes to me, stretches his hand, I remove the headphone, I got the little stuff from the backpack in my hand was a coin of 5-7 rubles to 5 rubles and the same amount of 10 rubles, picked small coins and put him on his hand, and he said to me, "you, sorry what, you are a young man, you will still earn." And then I remembered the story where a guy gave a man 50r, and he asked for 100. I took all the coins and turned on his headphones. There is nothing to negotiate.

Due to its low nutritional value, it is massively mined mainly for livestock feed.
After 10-15 years I got the 3rd edition of The Life of Animals. The article about the mint has grown significantly, and especially relied on the number of delicious and healthy dishes that can be cooked from this fish. Make the conclusions yourself.

Conclusion: even mintai in 15 years managed to become more tasty.
What have you achieved? and ;)

I don’t know why I count the number of books I read. What will this number give you?
I read as much as I remember, like Pushkin - "no day without a line," only Chukcha is not a writer, but a reader :). I never thought I had nothing to do. I read almost everything I read periodically for the fifth or even tenth time - this is how to count these books? For one or for five?
For me, it’s like counting out how many times a year I, for example, eat borst. Or went to the toilet. The useless data.

In the winter, they went skiing to the Alps, but as the finances were poor, the route was strange: SPb-Helsinki-Amsterdam-Innsbruck.
We cross the border with Finland, an unwavering border guard:
Where are you going?
In to Helsinki.
Why in Helsinki?
The plane from there.
Are you flying where?
In to Amsterdam.
Why in Amsterdam?
Go on skiing!
Amsterdam, the famous ski resort!

But the current generation will not understand why in the matrix everyone ran to the fixed phone.

So, when downloading on the Internet programs on request "download Windows for free" in 92 cases out of 100 users risk losing their sensitive data and money, the company said.

Alestar
Are they about Win 10 from the official website? XD is

Yesterday near us, or more accurately, in Altai, there was an earthquake.
One of the comments.

In the year 91 in Novosibirsk were felt quite strong pushes. It was when everyone was really scared. The next day at work, I involuntarily conducted a sociological survey. All women, telling about the earthquake, said what they were doing at this moment: cooking, cleaning, washing, doing lessons with the child, covering the table or cleaning from the table, washing dishes, etc. And for ALL men the story began the same way: "I was just lying on the couch..."