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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №16469
 13.05.2009
"I don’t want to go"
Photo of a girl looking out the window of the car.
The comments:
The 1st. A good photo, a good title
The 2nd. What a train? Is this Moscow? And why does the inscription "Do not smoke!" duplicate in English? This is an international car, right? Even if so, the inscription in Russian should be higher, and in English - lower, not the opposite!
Third th. This is no smoking. Can you smoke in a non-working tub?? to
The fourth. Why is this a non-working tamper?
The 5th. Which station do you want to leave?
The 6th. I don’t want to, so why are you leaving?
The 7th. How to decide: not to go, not to smoke, or no smoking?
The 8th. I would entertain you all... Photography with photo, but commentary at school level for intellectual retarded children!! to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №16468
 13.05.2009
Panterra: Listen... Are you gay?? to
Therion: I am not gay! I love women!! It is not my fault that I see a woman in every creature.! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №16467
 13.05.2009
My friend works at the prosecutor’s office. This is a recent story (real story):
A 18-year-old girl argued with her boyfriend because she refused to start sex with him. In troubled feelings at the stop, I met the young man, went with him to the cafe. A little later, four of his friends sat down with them, and at the end of the evening she agreed to come home to one of them to continue a pleasant conversation. There, she was raped by all five in a row, but by two o’clock at night she managed to escape from the apartment without things and clothes. On the street she met a man who listened, wiped her tears, entered the position and kindly offered to check out at his home until morning, and in the morning promised to take to the police, the good that lives nearby. At home, he also raped her, then locked her home, went after a friend, with whom they continued to rape her until the morning. As a result, the examination revealed that before that the girl was a virgin, and that night she had seven men.
I understand that women with logic are bad, but not so much!!! Girls, do not meet at the stops, do not go through the apartments of hardly known guys!!! And, in the end, do not reject your loved one!!! Fuck health, do not make virginity a cult!
Z is. I do not justify the violent people, let them suffer the same fate in the area!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №16466
 13.05.2009
Zwezda
In general, yes, but I didn't sleep, the cat was noisy
Zwezda
This fool goes down on a pot and can then scratch it for half an hour until you drive it out.
Zwezda
In the morning in the apartment already such screams "Veeenyajajajajajaja!!!and "
Zwezda
The name of the cat
steve
That he did?
Zwezda
Well, scratch - it doesn't let you sleep...then the newspaper started scratching
steve
Was it he who pulled the ass out? and lol:
Zwezda
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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №16465
 13.05.2009
I wanted to jump with a parachute. Seeing on the site of the parachute sports "Page of memory" as it was even wasted(((

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №16464
 13.05.2009
XXX: Oh yeah men! How did you travel to Bourgogne? As the sea?
You need to learn English urgently.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WOW: Well, I lived in the center, to the sea had to be reached either by public or by taxi. Well, a crazy man, on vacation with a notebook left, caught wifi, and instead of using a translator, came to you, on the fb-forum... I ask the people in the forum chat: “How to say in English: “I want to see the sea.” The answer is: I want to see the sea. I go out, I buy a taxi, such a happy-satisfied I say: "Hey font you are." And he took me away, took me to the bordell ))))))) And when I said "Shit, at sea, I wanted," the taxi driver told me in pure Russian: "And huli didn't say right away?, si-si, si-si..."

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16463
 13.05.2009
Bill Gates turned in the grave!!! to
WOW to WOW! Bill Gates is alive!! to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №16462
 13.05.2009
I am a cat.
Leon: Fuck me
I will shake your legs in thankfulness.
Leon: And then when you go to bed, I'll lie on your chest, close my eyes and whisper quietly... and you'll feel the warmth coming from me and smile.
Leon: You’ll smile because I’m next to you
R)> L<<@I: :-) so warm so sweet...so good!
I’m going to go in the morning :D

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №16461
 13.05.2009
Monday is a tough day, even if it is Tuesday.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №16460
 13.05.2009
xxxxxxxxxxx:
I wake up in the morning, the comp is rubbed - I don't remember how I cut off at all, absolutely. I approach the comp - I look at the inet included, opera - Google tab "how to shake"

xxxxxxxxxxx:
trouble


[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16459
 13.05.2009
I come from work, I sit home alone, nothing to do, even on the wall. There is no money, no food, even inets brakes. I swallow everything, I go out to the balcony. After the rain on the street is wet, ugly, fog somewhat incomprehensible. Toughened in one word. Suicidal thoughts in the head. The cigarette falls from above. I thank God mentally, I smile to no longer such a cloudy sky and here a whole package falls from above.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16458
 13.05.2009
Swine flu, bird flu and swine flu. Stop the fucking animals!! to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №16457
 13.05.2009
by Walter (23:08:32 10/05/2009)
Have you ever watched internet broadcasts?

GrinG0 (23:09:00 10/05/2009)
No is

by Walter (23:10:27 10/05/2009)
There is a short side chat.
Everyone writes in Italian, some in English. I look at this chat and here is the message:

11:15 kaka132: is there any Russians here?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №16456
 13.05.2009
Juric: My dad has a terrible pollen allergy in the spring... Well, he bought himself a white sprayer to ease his suffering. I can’t ride with him in the car!!! Every time a laugh!! The pedestrians from him in fear scare and tremble with a small trembling. Afraid to catch a pig.
One man, crossing the road, stumbled on him and, unable to turn his head to the place, went on to run... The haishniki stopped... On the pass, they do not ask for a pass, they are afraid... The sellers give him bread and milk for free, afraid to take money from him... The father, even more frightening them, cheers fun...

How easy it is to intimidate the news of swine flu and other infections through the media a flock of sheep calling themselves humans!

P.S Do not be stupid! Laugh at the foolish people! Don’t forget to whisper loud!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16455
 13.05.2009
xxx (14:53:56 11/05/2009)
On the 9th of May, we went to shoot the retro dance.

xxx (14:54:01 11/05/2009)
The evening

yyy (14:54:06 11/05/2009)
and Noah?

xxx (14:55:14 11/05/2009)
The monsoon, the light, all the works. My grandmother is 60-80 years old. One person approaches me and says: some girls are upset that I am shooting them, they came with other men.

[ + 116 - ] Comment quote №16454
 13.05.2009
N-one number of years ago my cousin grandfather (who went through the whole war, whose heart was a piece that could not be removed) juvenile drug addicts tracked from the abyss, where he got a pension, went after him in the entrance and just before his apartment beaten and taken a pension. He died a few days later... he was 83 years old... this is so ridiculous, because of the shit of several thousand died a man who survived the war, who lived for many years with iron in his chest...
To all who help the veterans, to the old people my great respect! Sadly, no one helped my grandfather. And to all who are damned for old age, for the past for the sake of our future, all these "movements" will still be revealed.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №16453
 13.05.2009
I work as an operator at MTS. And here was the case. I sit, I take calls, there’s a call.

I am (standard greeting)
Subscribe to ALE! (The voice of the child)
I – How can I help you?
Subscriber - (voice "after the frame") Bridegroom, you have already rattled?? to
I am!!! I am listening to you...
Subscriber - (happy voice) And I cuddle... (and lay the phone)

Not a c... no?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №16452
 13.05.2009
XXX is
Anger leads to hatred, hatred leads to power, power leads to victory, let your fear pass through yourself, your hatred will make you strong, true power can only be achieved by testing the limits of your anger, which comes out without resistance, anger goes out through anger without slowing down, the dark side strengthens incredible power, the dark side is stronger than the light side, the weak are doomed.
YYYY
Coolly
XXX is
Stand on the dark side of the forces.
YYYY
) is
YYYY
This is multicast?
YYYY
Anime
YYYY
as though
XXX is
This is from Star Wars.
XXX is
Jedi
YYYY
not looked
XXX is
Have you watched Star Wars?? to
YYYY
not
XXX is
It is from the internet!!! to
XXX is
WOWOONN!!!!! to

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16451
 13.05.2009
I wonder, is it everyone or only my parents have the talent to do it in two minutes?? to

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №16450
 13.05.2009
Friendly Fire (00:15:39 12/05/2009)
Man borrowed 70 rubles and does not give - what to do?

NevoVred Jr. (00:16:25 12/05/2009)
by Beyonce)))

Friendly Fire (00:16:41 12/05/2009)
The amendment is two heads above me.

NevoVred Jr. (00:16:48 12/05/2009)
The shoulder be

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