One of my favorite mathematics courses.

The professor rolls on the board of long-lived formulas and something monotonous bumps under his nose.

The audience suspects. that he himself has been confused for a long time and is drawing hooks from the balda.



I: Sorry, can I ask a question?

Q: Yes, please...

I: So tell me, in life, in reality, how can this all be needed? Why teach this? If you need to, give one example.

Q: Here, in a week we will have a check-up, there will be...

Physiotherapy, 1 course Teacher at the first class in the introductory speech:

I greet you, ladies and gentlemen.

Voice from the back:

I don’t give you here...

The Teacher:

I am not losing hope!

It was a trip to the Czech Republic. I rented a car. I went to Karlovy Vary and rested. I go back and already in Prague I cling to the bus and eat, the navigator confidently leads.

Wherever you go, the police. We talked in broken English. I am a police officer.

P. You passed under the sign of traffic prohibited!

I. How to? I was on the bus and didn’t disturb anything.

The buses can come here, you can’t.

Sorry, I didn’t know, can I go?

P is no. There will be a fine.

I. What one?

P. From 500 to 5000 crowns (the crown then ruble 1, 5 was worth).

I understand it (with sadness). Could you 500?

P is possible. Payment immediately.

It turns out that you can negotiate.

I am lying on the couch today, clinging to the phone. The woman takes off her clothes from the dryer and says:

- On Mike's seam broke, stretched in the sides. I’m not that big, I need to throw it out.

I say in the machine:

Leave it for later...

That’s how death looks.

With me in the office is a woman named Nadia.

We have a common phone.

And when I answer a phone call, I often feel like some sort of...savior, hero.

They ask me:

“Grool, is there hope?”

And I answer with confidence, “Yes. There is!”



Sometimes you have to upset people and say, “There is no hope...” but I always add, “It’s coming soon.”