A small life hack for those who recruit low-skilled staff: call the applicant in the evening, if sober - you need to take.

3aicheg: God, well and style. Such a feeling that this article was not printed on the keyboard, but carried out activities to write it using special technical means of entering text data into the operational memory of a personal electronic computing machine.

Wi-Fi allows you to see through walls.
If there is a cup of coffee on the table, you can see that there is a small object on the table, but it will not be possible to recognize it because of the indistinguishable shape.
xxx: But you can identify a person or, for example, a dog, and in fact, any object larger than four centimeters.
yyy: In life, the technique would be useful for law enforcement, for example, when seizing an institution with hostages.
ZZZ: Or the housekeepers. Check the presence of residents, dogs, neighbors before moving the apartment.

RadChand: Encountered the nick on the vast inets: SYPER DEBYLLLKA )))
...in the collection for BAHTYC, SKYPIDAR and Xyusha
(Bantyk, Skipidar and Kсюša)

I go to the bulgaria, I say GM (GM is our bulgaria, Galina Mikhailovna 60+ years old)
"Let us make an account!"
She is so dumb, she says:
"Why are you looking forward to it?"
I say "Yes"
She closes the window and gets a porn out. She is so demonstratively "hm, porn what it is!" and does not close it, but CREATES.

Start (It-Department), looking at the red expressionist tree of metal structures, straps and wire in our office:
- we always under the new year on the competition of decoration of the cabinet try to make a tree or Santa Claus, and you get either a murder machine, or the new year satan.
The Partner:
Every time we win a contest.

Every time after washing the cat, the cat cries at him: “Are you who?” I do not know you!!! to
The cat is terrified and does not understand anything.
The next day I admitted 😉

Electronic transactions in our company are approximately as follows:
1st In the actual system of the El. document circulation comes to me the order. I log in, read, note in the column "introduction".
2nd The secretary of the director makes the dispatch of this order by mail - 19 MB with all applications.
Three The Deputy Director, who has received an order from the Secretary in the same mail as me, sends this order to me with the instruction to read it. and 19 meters.
4 is The head of the department responsible for executing the order sends me an order. and 19 meters.
5 is The engineer of the department directly responsible for the task sends me an order. and 19 meters.
6 is The colleague notices inaccuracies in the second appendix to the order.
7 is The corrected version of the order is placed in our electronic documentation system. Repeat p.1
8 is The Secretary makes a newsletter by mail with the topic "correction in the appendix". There is, of course, a complete order. of 19 meters.
9 is The Deputy Director and the head of the department responsible for the execution also know how to use the mail, so I get another 38 meters.
10 is To facilitate the task, please contact the engineer of the application department in Excel format. I receive an email with the required files and, in any case, a corrected order. 19 meters of his mother.
P.S The mailbox is 400 meters. So we live.

Damn, the pigeon is a fool!
YYY: What happened?! to
I wake up today from strange sounds, I open my eyes and I see a pigeon climbing around my room and whispering wildly loudly.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! How did he get to you? Captured him?
I’m just used to sleeping with the windows open. So here. I start to get up slowly, thinking what to do with this invader. And this bastard resembled the carpet and exploded sharply. And... and killed herself in the lighthouse!!! to
XHH: Now the body is carried out. Now the carpet is washed.
The bird is sorry.

Teachers are demanding $900 million for salaries and $500 million for the optimization of the learning process. Money with untold bills, a plane to anywhere in the world and if you do not meet our requirements, we start putting pairs hostage.

I submitted documents for registration of property. I am approaching the automate for payment of duties (2000). There pops up a ready-made template - with payment details. I think it’s cool and not to kill. Press on "Continue" It pops out - "insert money". I contribute :--) Pops out - "pay out". I pressed. I know it is stupid. A check out. Payer (FIO) - RYGN VRFV KYIN (someone to see "trained"). What to do? This receipt will not be accepted. Aunt on the bench says - write a return statement. She wrote. The letter arrives.
I read it tonight tired and broken. It had to be preserved for the offspring. With his words.
Dear Fiona!
Upon your application (all details are killed) we inform you that the refund is made only to the person who made the payment. Your data does not coincide with the data of the citizen of RYGN VRFV KYYN. Therefore, we recommend to apply personally to the citizen of RYGN WRFV KYYN, or let the citizen of RYGN WRFV KYYN authorize you to represent his interests.
and rju. 2000 is a pity.

(About the startups)
xxx: When I first came to the office - I was a little shocked how it all looks, how cool everything is, stylishly expensive, everywhere maki, even if you don't need you two epos of sinema were given.
xxx: Truth when issued I got a paper on the fact that I accepted the property and bear mat responsibility for it
xxx: my table was more expensive than my spp for example
After three months I was fired.
After that, two more companies went bankrupt.

I went to the alcohol store on Friday evening on a bicycle, bought a bottle of whisky and put it in my bicycle basket. Before leaving, I thought that if I fell from the bike, the bottle would break. So I decided to drink the whole bottle immediately before going home. And you know, it was a fucking right decision because I fell down seven times on the way home.

It is about dragons.
It is about the rings.
It is about spiders.

How much shorter would the trilogy have been if Frodo had been digested in those caves.
And how much longer it would have been if it had turned into a spider-hobbit.

The trilogy would not have happened at all if Smaug had burned Bilbo at the first meeting.

It would be - as Sauron tries to take away the ring from the dragon) Here's what would be epic, not that byte with a walking tour!))

Moved to a new house. In the elevators, the walls are glued to protect the walls from scratches when moving. After some time, they are completely scheduled with announcements such as: "Master for an hour", "Electric for an hour", "Santechnik, Electricist" and so on. At first, it was outrageous, but after the thought came to the mind to add a couple of characters to the inscriptions, the whole house began to stumble: after a working day, the mood of the stock type "Master for an hour 18+" is very elevated.

You do not care which flag to run and jump under, and we do not care who and what our money and taxes go for.

I tell his story with a friend’s permission. Following his words...
Twenty-three years of age, in anticipation of a vacancy in the specialty, I decided to work temporarily in the factory, for the benefit of having little experience in working on jet machines. Man assumes, and God arranges, and he laughs at our plans, my temporary work turned out to be more than constant, for today twenty years of experience without little.
During the interview, the manager of the enterprise offered to work on unusual, constructed and assembled machines immediately at the factory, I agreed and quite quickly mastered the technique, soon after which unexpectedly for everyone and first of all for myself became a brigadier - a regulator in one person. Everything would be nothing, career growth and a good salary, but I needed to talk to the resigning brigadier, maybe I would have given up this honorary position, but he shines with a quiet joy, quickly handing over documents, keys, tools, etc. With a compassionate smile on my face, I touched my hand and literally dissolved in the air - the Cheshire cat was poured out... For me it was no news that the team was purely female, but I had no idea that one thing was to do repair and adjust machines, and another thing to manage ladies at such a young age on average just over thirty. It was an uncommonly cohesive collective resembling a forklift, the leadership served as a hammer, and I found myself in the middle.
Fifteen machinery - fifteen women and I am the sixteenth lucky man... The harsh factory girls chewed and spit out more than one brigadier, but I went on the principle and after six months earned an authority and at the same time learned to red, that is, to confuse me with anything or became impossible. In the second year, I learned to listen, understand and talk to fifteen people at the same time. The third year made me a burnt cynic thinking that nothing new about women is impossible to learn... In the fourth year I married, as I seemed to be the perfect girl, and in the fifth year, divorcing, I realized that all my knowledge of women - a penny price... In the seventh year of brigadierry in the hair appeared the first grey, and in the eyes, as I was told, appeared something inherent in the seventy-year-old old, I knew Zen and in a state of mystical contemplation I realized that it was not worth thinking about the logic and the motives of certain actions of women, because on the question - "Masha, why did you lie to Dahlia?" You can hear hysterical - "Dapatamushta", tears and such complex causal connections that the spirit captured as when reflecting on the infinity of the universe. In general, all life and production issues need to be solved at the level of intuition and over the years I seem to have immersed myself in this.
It's all a fairy tale, and the fairy tale is that I thought that with female spells and speeches you won't pass me, I say I know the price of female cowardice and psychological techniques to manipulate men... naive, recently realized that I have never learned anything...
The other day I went to the electric goods store, the girl the seller saw me - far from an athlete, balding and with a beginning to grow beer stomach, smiled joyfully and with a fascinating voice Rinata Litvinova said:
It is a pity that such men rarely come to us.
To admit, I thought someone followed me and instinctively turned around... The laughter of the seller sounded like a bell.
Did you know you were Bruce Willis? Go to my table, let’s talk about what such an imposing man needs in our store.
Immediately I turned from a factory worker to the owner of that worker, pulled in the stomach, invited the remnants of the hairdresser and went to transgive the earned money with honest labor.
The devil knows, or I was so lucky and it was the granddaughter of Wolf Messing who inherited his gift, or maybe the Gypsy camp opened a course on sales and she finished it with distinction, I don't know... I definitely know that I went to buy an electric fireplace and I got it as a gift from the store, but not only because such a beautiful, but just accidentally bought an air conditioning system for the whole apartment - because in the summer there will be no such discounts, electric fireplace with imitation of live fire - because stylish, the eighth generation TV - because it is worthy, my wife - an iPhone, my son - an ixbox, all the latest models, because I love them and soon New Year... A cherry on the cake turned out to be an electric foot massage machine for the teas - it is unknown at all
My wife began to look at me with concern, guessing if this was a single case of interference and if there was a recurrence then what form it would take. For every case, under a pleasant pretext, she took a credit card and did not even ask for bread to buy, afraid of what good cakes and cakes in the house.

Rose, what are you doing tonight? Just don’t think anything like that... And if you think, what’s your idea?

Katalina: Cooot, do you know the recipe for something simple with melted cheese?)

Whc is. You take a thick piece of bread, put a syrup and eat.

Catalan: What’s more difficult?

Whc: A salad leaf between them.

It is too difficult (

In the courtyard on December 13.

This is my third time drinking for the New Year.