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[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №26008
 14.02.2010
In the store. In front of the box.
1st person, the card pays away.
2nd person, the card pays away.
I am paying my card and I am leaving.
Back in the back - "Can you pay cash?"

I touched...

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №26007
 14.02.2010
Call for technical support:
If I press "off" in the "modem status" window, will the Internet disconnect only to me or to ALL?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №26006
 14.02.2010
The US first shot down a ballistic missile with a combat laser at one forum, the first comment:

China shot down the first satellite with a laser...The entire province of Guangzhou raised a giant lump
and c)
Taipan

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №26005
 14.02.2010
phenomenon
The white color of the wedding dress theoretically means innocence, however, given the current state of affairs, it is no longer stupid to symbolize it.
Accordingly, marrying for the second time in white is somehow quite insulting for the first husband.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №26004
 14.02.2010
<naigovan_work> Pegasus pleased
<r86_ntb> is it?
<r86_ntb> let me know...
<naigovan_work> Sending a letter from the Army
<naigovan_work> by ordinary mail
<naigovan_work> in the letter sheet with one inscription "ping?"
<r86_ntb> is a paper? OOOOOOOOOOO!!!! to
<naigovan_work> true айтишнег and in the army айтишнег!!! to
<naigovan_work> I will send him tomorrow "pong!"
<naigovan_work> also by paper mail
<DeMeNtR> need to write "Excess waiting interval"

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №26003
 14.02.2010
I have a computer chat, can you help?
YYY: No, I have a business. Michele asks
X: Will it work out?
yyy: Fuck, this is a man, under the motto of power is the mind do not have to break the cooler together with the radiator from the other.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY: And then under the motto of the tank of dirt not afraid to scratch it back with 2 pencils, a wrap and a toothbrush!

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26002
 14.02.2010
Watch out, baby, this is the internet, here and here you can send the fuck!

Wow, you are gone!! to

Hoh what?

Be careful, this is the Internet!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №26001
 14.02.2010
[21:36:21████ Modified 21:36:40] Anya*: I have a phoenix under my eye +_=
[21:41:05] LegionSD:?? to
Anya: I hit the bus wheel

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №26000
 14.02.2010
xxx: fuck you have to do your %sitename%
XXX: with invasions and trial period
YYY: Preference and Courtesans?
How cute you are, sir.)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25999
 14.02.2010
Ẅả†$Өŋ: Where to fuck my pink bitch?
Ẅả†$Өŋ: What am I going to do?? to
I would have your problems.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №25998
 14.02.2010
Hello, I just broke my leg and I don’t want to go to the injury point. Tell us how to properly make gips at home. Melt and plasticine, what is the proportion?
I am a fool! Quickly throw the plasticine and ride in injury! If the bone is incorrectly crushed, it will have to be broken again in the same place!!! to
Q: So, will I be forced to slide on that cocktail at the entrance again?? to

[ + 60 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25997
 14.02.2010
Mithgol: Equipped with GLONASSRyazani’s lighthouse vehicle is shown in real time on the city’s flash geographic map. ! to
DileSoft: This is unreally cool.
Lucky Student:
In my eyes, a certain 34 bus, despite the laws of physics and common sense, passed through 3 houses at an astonishing speed and disappeared in an unknown direction.
Given the traffic jams in Peter, I really wanted to go to Ryazan, fly by bus. and :)

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №25996
 14.02.2010
Previously, accountants liked to remove anything from the screw so that the computer did not work, or to shake up the settings, throw it on the айтишников and quietly remove it home. They set up the ack so that they could only click on their 1C and view the files from the flash drive, and even disassemble the folders. So here comes a young new girl (see her bugs suggested an old technique) in panic, dialogue:
and oh! My computer is not working!!! to
What happened?
- The Windows folder is not deleted.... / prolonged pause / OH!!!! to
Per I realized that I was crawling and ran red.
15 minutes passed, returned, brought a beer, was afraid to tell the boss.

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №25995
 14.02.2010
It sounds brightly:
"I will take your hands off your ass!"

[ + 85 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25994
 14.02.2010
We argue with our wife, a little girl (3,5 years old) sits on the side, quietly painting.
My wife: You are a dumb man!
You are a crown!
Little (very quietly): And I am Dasha.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №25993
 14.02.2010
Congratulations on St. Valentine’s Day!
I wish for eternal love with my partner, and if I did not find it, then find it.
Congratulations to Mason!
I wish the spring come soon.
Congratulations on Computer Day!
I wish your iron friend never broke.
Congratulations on the Aeroflot Day!
I want to fly more often, rather than tremble in the train.
Congratulations on the New Year! Chinese and Buddhist
May in this new year all my wishes be fulfilled.
Congratulations on the Day of Saints Cyril and Methodius!
It won’t leave you literacy.
Congratulations on the Wine Festival!
I wish you these holidays.

And I ask forgiveness for everything, for today is a forgiven Sunday.

Congratulations to everyone, fid0

[ + 112 - ] Comment quote №25992
 14.02.2010
The Winter. The night. Strong service at the CPP. There is no door. Inscription on the wall:
"It is very cold!"
The comments below:
+1 is
+1 is
26 is fucking.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №25991
 14.02.2010
And I was so hoping that Terence and Philip would light up the Olympic fire.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №25990
 14.02.2010
[21:21:25] Evgeny: Sirenka greeting
[21:21:33] Serge: A greeting
[21:21:34] Evgeny: With Maslenica you
Sergey: thank you very much
Will you be burning tomorrow?
Sergey: You too
[21:21:57] Eugene: thank you friend
[21:22:07] Sergey: (rofl)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №25989
 14.02.2010
The Samsung ES55 camera
Inna Gusarova
20 August 2009 21:42
Very good phone, I ordered a pink, looks stylish. All the necessary functions are available, the price is quite affordable, intuitively easy to use.
Glory
31.08.2009 08:51
I want to buy what I will take this week. And Inne remains only to wish you good luck in using this PHOTOAPARATE as a phone. and :)

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