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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №2641
 14.03.2008
Sap4 - Doc, here we need your help!!!!! to
Dohtur is Chago?
Sap4 - here Tolik drunk beer with milk fucking. Instead of pouring in the tea... cups of grit confused)))
Do you fuck a lot?
Sap4 - well somewhere from half a liter 50 to 50.
Dutch is Hui. And how he? Who is winning?
Sap4 - judging by the pale color of his face - while milk.
Drink it with vodka 😉
Sap4 is Tolika.
But it’s not shit, milk.
Sap4 – I’m sorry for it.
Do you have milk??? =) is
Sap4 - not fucking, Tolika.)))))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №2640
 14.03.2008
<=L=>: Hello to you! I have a question: if you buy a notebook with a vesta, will the screw be easy to put on it?

Azazel: =) I would have known Billy that Vistu is not even called a windy today... ))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №2639
 14.03.2008
<Your Favorite Toy> I made an affiche, for one theater...so there is the essence of the show - metamorphosis...that is. The heroes of the island in the modern world... the type in the ass are chatted... in the box are broken... well and it was necessary to make the interplay of times. I drew a brick... but for the attribute of modernity, nothing smarter than inserting a helicopter, did not come up with it. Nico, approved... soon the Basheviks of Saratov will go over the poster...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №2638
 14.03.2008
Edwards>
Okay, I will tell you.
The strongest erotic fantasy I had was this: I am naked standing for the four, and the girl puts me under the h** cool, drops (type cow doit) and condemns "give me a milk, my cow."

Sophia>
Edick, you probably mistakenly mistaken.

Edwards>
Fuck to Sori.

Sophia>
I have a better experience with the dairy industry. How is Udo?

Edwards>
fucking

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №2637
 14.03.2008
Google doesn’t open...
Is the lamp on the modem burning?
3 is yes. This is not a lamp, but a terror LED.
Q: Yes, maybe the problems are on our side.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №2636
 14.03.2008
Fuck the circle!
The current that the root in the store saw "bounty", approaches the seller and says:"Give me 0.5 Kola and Ubuntu"!
The seller went unwaveringly and got him "Bounty".
I think there are so many 0

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №2635
 14.03.2008
It’s like a muza as a salary.
They come every Saturday.
I do not burden myself with care.
Understand what the shoe can be.

2: fuck, she spit, sweet friend
I hardly understand you,
Only you are drunk and I am broken.
That’s what Genesis...

If the rhythm of Sergei is not important,
I will call you Don Quijote.
Maybe not so brave.
A very bad bad boy!

You are a bitch. (

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2634
 14.03.2008
Stagrath:Sumku bought myself...expensive ppc...7000 euros...from fur from the legs of the norka )))
Aero:mmmm...you would still have skin from ants’ eggs...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2633
 14.03.2008
WOLF
And the parameters of health, bodybuilding of different races are different?

Undead
The body structure of people of different races is different. But a little. Black people have better developed limbs, the structure of the knee is slightly different, more perfect. In the Chinese, the lungs are better developed, the heart is stronger, the growth is slightly lower. And white people have a developed idea that they are fucking cool.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №2632
 14.03.2008
But I’m not poor – my money in dollars is measured in four-digit numbers!
glider> In a binary numbering system, how do I understand?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2631
 14.03.2008
Oh, and I’m fucking again!! to

WOW: Well you decide, then I will either ask or Tire...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №2630
 14.03.2008
About "greenhouse conditions" case from life.
I got my rights, I decided to learn to ride.
Well, I started driving at 4-5 in the morning, when no one is there..." so that no one would bother and so on" I studied for a week...normal everything went.
There’s a call...Sasha, I’m kind of hit!
Well, there’s a chip and a deal rushing to help!" and he sees the painting with oil... A cross and two two-letter cars"U"... ah... and around them two girls walk and peacefully talk... and both of them recently got the rights and learned to ride "at 4-5 hours...to not disturb anyone".
Well, they didn’t bother anyone... only found each other... two lonelinesses met.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №2629
 14.03.2008
Torrent Distribution
Selection Match of the Euro 2008
Genre - Fantastic
Year of Exit - 2007

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №2628
 14.03.2008
Moving to a new office. 200 people without a single working printer. Admins are swallowed.
An entrepreneurial non-young employee of the neighboring department quotes admin with the words:
I brought him out of the corridor. This is my printer, I remember him exactly, the sticker with my name just slipped from it, he stood here with me, on the box. Connect this printer to me now, I need to work.
Admin without any expression on his face:
This is fax.

It is under the table.)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2627
 14.03.2008
We have everywhere disclosed agitation type "vote for the Deputy PODUŠKO"... I didn’t stand up and IA painted...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №2626
 14.03.2008
the
How many contacts do you have?

electro_d
36 is

the
The key question is: how many of them are not foolish?

electro_d
I got a negative number.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №2625
 14.03.2008
XXX is
Why does the mouse cursor when loading the screw find Roano so bullying in the middle? When you turn off the computer, you leave it elsewhere.
YYYY
And really, why...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №2624
 14.03.2008
Egoistka: I am sitting at a lecture today. Prepodša che to rubs and ends the thought with the phrase: "After the plan the soul requires..." Here, interrupting it, a whisper on the whole audience:"...eat!!and "
Half of the group listened to the rest of the lecture lying under the tables.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №2623
 14.03.2008
Tygrysa is beloved! Congratulations on the Day of Sisadmin!I will be your video card tonight!
Anton700: No, you will be my three-port switch, and I will be your packer.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №2622
 14.03.2008
Ki$$$Ka (15:32:06 23/02/2008)
C is a celebration.

~FERZ~ (12:44:19 8/03/2008)
You too )

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