It’s like the wizard Wooda: showing some aunt Barbie with a sprinkled needle – a stupid superstitious aunt gets sick and she dies of sadness. Even if she had been smarter, she would have realized that she, a fat cellulite girl, is far from Barbie, and witchcraft should not work. In fact, my aunt is dying from overestimated self-esteem, yes.

Does my ear hurt?
You better ask Olga.
HH: What does it have to do with it?
You yesterday one girl with her girlfriend to the ocean driven 900km after the bar at 2 p.m..
HH: So what then?
WOW: While her girlfriend was sleeping, you fuck Alena on the gasoline, then when Alena fell asleep, her girlfriend on the other gasoline.
What about Oleg?
ууу: friend - here is the light - the sister of Oleg... In addition, you awakened Oleg by a blow in the face by a fire extinguisher, when he came home and boasted that you did.
P: The kids...
WOW: Pope of Light and Oleg also want to talk to you, by the way.
I think I have a lot of gasoline in my car.

In the business version of Google Earth there is a target with precise coordinates and the button "Fire"

How did you celebrate the new year?
2: How is it? at work. Our boss is a fool. We work without holidays. I got the change on the first of January, the very morning.
Have you slept in the box all day?
2: Where is it? I felt like everyone celebrated January 1st except the Koreans. As soon as the store opened, the crowd rushed. Do you know that they flogged?
1 is?? to
Toilet paper and toilet cleaning clothes!!! All the day!! The dogs!! to

Sometimes I envy my son: at the age of 4 he knew and became addicted to sushi, taxi, bowling, private lessons in the pool and even a bath.

And when I was 4 years old, I walked away from the goats in the village with a toy shack and tried to master surfing on a piece of fanery in a lawn in the courtyard - I will not recall the impressions brighter.

Enter the first 3 digits of your phone (without the operator)
Multiply by 80
Plus one
Multiply by 250
Plus the last four digits of your phone number
Plus the last 4 digits of your phone number again
Less than 250
Divide by 2
Slowly officing

Alexis Sakharov
Emily, did you want to shut up? Anyone familiar with algebra at the level of the 7th colossus does not see anything surprising here... I will explain who has not smoked... take a red socket... put a hat, and a combo... pour all the guash... put a tie there. Wash it, kill everything that is above your knees... O God! The red socks again!! to

Alexander Pakhomov 14:19
On the e1 pipet two news together one: Japan caused damage of $34 billion and the next Russian officials caused damage to the budget of $30 billion caps our officials as a tsunami plague

XXX (4:06): suddenly I wanted garlic. Per someone behind the wall "summer" is watching.

xxx: Fool... This is the basis of Kusi((( I bought potatoes with potatoes and mushrooms to hang up in Okea... And they turned out to be 50 to 50 with cherries with cherries... And they look the same... You bite ketchup, and there is mmmmmmmmmm cherry to bleat(((

Kiss-Kiss: Okay, I only have one comment about the fact that the legs are two meters)))
Oh yeah yeah yeah! 😉 How is it? )
This is in length 😉
It would look better in height! Although in length also not bad - you can save on skies)))))

I would add
To the one who wrote this:
In the light of the events, should we consider the summit of cynicism show today (12 March) on the TV channel Culture of the film "Stalker"?"

How tired you are, little fools, to God! The film "Stalker" was filmed by Tarkovsky in 1979 based on the work of the Strugacki brothers "Piknik on the sideway", written in 1972.

P.S The land on which aliens made a picnic, and all the strands gathered by the stalkers in the Zone, is the garbage left after this picnic.

P.S to P.S The Chernobyl nuclear accident occurred in 1986, seven years after the release of the film Stalker and, respectively, fourteen years after Strugatsky wrote this remarkable story.

I am a linguist, I am learning Japanese. In my opinion, only the lazy didn’t say to me today: "You know what’s going on in Japan?and "
XXX: No, I don’t know

Once I met a friend at the station, came a few minutes earlier and just walked around the station building. I had a bottle of water in my hands, I drank water and started looking where to throw the empty bottle. There was no rubbish in the eye.
I see three police officers stand by. I think, well, they’re here all day round, everyone at the station knows, they’ll help me.
I approach them, smile and say:
Can you tell me where the rubbish is? (The word "urna" just came out of my head)
They look me in the eyes without blinking and silent.
I think I may have said it unclearly, I repeat:
I need a garbage, where is the nearest?
Again a terrible silence and incomprehensible gaze.
I put an empty plastic bottle in front of their nose and ask for the third time:
Where is the rubbish? You have to throw the bottle!
A to A! They speak practically in choir and point to the nearest urna.

All the absurdity of the situation came to me only five minutes later.

About the admins

Tag: sick people
We had to hear our rust when we couldn’t find a 404 table in the warehouse.

Well, the peters here, of course, swim until November. ))))
It is cold because it is cold!!!! to
I thought they were throwing small and weak Chelyabinskys into Peter.)))

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Oh Anton, where did you get so many chocolates?
Well, my aunt from Mars knows...

I watched the movie "Infringers", Eastern, about snakes. The beginning of the film killed just XD
Something rings out loud, everybody runs there. They see - the guy rolls, his arms and legs are broken and turned, blood, intestines, he whispers. The main character begins to hinder him:
Oh my God! What happened? Where is Qi?! to

Pressed for a pause, laughed, wiped away tears, included... The excited protagonist in the meantime runs away and says to the one whispering in his intestines in agony with broken limbs:
Be here! Do not go anywhere!! to

I recommend HDD

What can you find under the snow in winter?
Yyy-Looking like digging, metro for example.

<+Mendor Gothwork> Two Hours of Night, Time for Eating.
< Schrodingers_cat> who?
<+Mendor tearwork> Meat of young cocklets.

Arty
"Drocena - a semi-forgotten dish of Russian cuisine from eggs"
Arty
I had no doubt about the eggs.