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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №157748
 14.03.2022
I (at any age): I do something

Mom: You are doing the wrong thing! Must be so and so! It should be here, but it shouldn’t be here at all!

I: - Mom, I know what to do, go to bed and rest.

Mom: - You can't say anything, you constantly argue, you always do everything!

I am : :(

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157747
 14.03.2022
Most of the talents were lost by the unlimited possibilities of gray.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157746
 14.03.2022
The contributor says:
“I have 10k euros. In order for me to take them, Sber offers me to sell them first to him for 114 rubles, and then buy $140 (because they only issue dollars). In total, for my 10k euros I will get 8k dollars.”

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №157745
 14.03.2022
The state sign issued the first batch of American dollars. According to the conclusion of experts, the dollar notes printed in Russia are not inferior to the American analogue, and in a number of parameters are superior.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №157744
 14.03.2022
As in Moscow salt 1000r per gram. You have 20g per kg. Is that the kitchen?



Yyy: Oh, and we still fuck women here in the province. Village of S.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №157743
 14.03.2022
Xxx: Laughing at the names of taxi drivers is Moveton, who will arrive at Kia Rio in 12 minutes

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