A series of funny coincidences.
On the sofa in front of the TV, a black cat sleeps peacefully. On the television show another mouth about spiritism, witchcraft and hell.
In medieval Europe, black cats were considered to be unclean animals, for this they were burned on fires along with witches, melted, etc. The cat wakes up and begins to glide carefully without lowering the eye from the box.

XXX: He made the eggs, hugged. There will be no photo
YYY: I did the opposite. Also without photo.

Writing in the Non-Russian Dictionary. and :)
On the airport I often see a cute ad "I need to get worse." And after all, from the positions "it" is written correctly, you will not stick.

Unfortunately, the words have gone out!
The best compliment to a girl in VK: you are a snake!

A colleague came from America, brought coffee in grains. The name is Ubuntu.
I will go to a glass of fresh salad.

Hi to you! I would like to buy an annual subscription.
The training room below the street. It is shy.
I know.

xxx: I would like more tips on tourism from professionals and amateurs on the site, a very interesting topic
WOW: The only advice is to take and go :)
It is better to start with experienced people. Well, or in the "lazy" march for a few days with days in a stationary camp.
zzz: you have a mistake in the word “girls” :)

We have signed a contract with a company called... Attention to! The city of Moscow - CPP. Number of contract _111-UEF_ ))))
WOW: that is. I understand correctly that under this contract, Mr. Weef, a native of the Kin-ja-dza galaxy, is giving you his graviCappa for a bit of the KC? ))))))))))))))
I am sure! ? but rush for some reason only me, the rest are not in the topic, the fingers at the whiskers (((

And, by the way, I will touch on another topic, directly related to the quality of the pulp produced.
Pirate books and movies are not preferred to be licensed because they are cheaper (in the age of electronic libraries and online cinemas, this is already a controversial issue), but because they are better quality! You buy, say, a film licensed - there and the translation was done on the courts, without taking the seeds out of the fist (and starting directly from the title of the film), and another ten minutes of advertising (not passed!) at the beginning of the disk is pressed (with 18+, when on the disk cartoon for the audience of 6+). What kind of hero should I watch? I have already paid for the movie. And the book, say, about Harry Potter, I better download, where will be Voldemort and Snape (or the Evil), than I put my blood for "Volan" and, blatantly, "Snow" (what is necessary to smoke in general for such shit, I will humbly silence).
And until this does not get to the nonsense that our "rights" protect, no one will buy license shit (and a few people who speak the languages of the originals will buy the originals better).

The story of Diablo III:
He broke out the soj (the most damaging ring in the game) with good characteristics, showed the Sopartis, delighted together, but just put it in the box, because it was necessary to enchant him at the guess, decided that I would do it later.

We continue the farm, then I ask Pat:
XXX is faster.
Tagged: ahah
ZZZ: It looks like that.
XXX: is it straight?
YYY: Yes, very much
ZZZ: clearly yes
xxx: really magical ring, lying at home in the box, and we started farming faster

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You know, this beast. And in this bitterness you have fallen with your nonsensical requests. Patamuchta is a wicked man who does not go to such a snake as you. The father of your fish lived with taboos, and the other was not stable. Drink the jade, the animal.
Z is. I apologize if I painted with Hippocampus.
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The error is only one. How to Write "Out"

XXX is fun.
Study well at night. It is good to walk and communicate during the day.
It remains only to find two more hours of the day, to sleep and to do all kinds of things.

Sitting like a dog in the north.
Here is you, grandmother, and yorkni at the door.
Well, and purely technical: a quiet cape...

Dating site is just a storehouse of neologisms. My last purchase is to go. Is it something about what, or properties.

Returning from the kitchen with a cup of tea, he heard a TV advertisement on the edge of his ear: “You never know what awaits you behind the corner.” I thought I didn’t know it? Behind the corner there is a bucket. At the same time, I taste a little bit of it (

I remember the question I asked received a truly frightening answer:
"Well, this is a literary question." ))

The Mystery Site:

Add again, what do you have?

The answer is 206.

"Time-of-three" indicates the number " 1-0-3 ", i.e. by 103. If you add the same to it, then when you fold the column in the lower row, that is, the number 206 will be obtained.

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Added Commentary

The comments:

Alex, 2008-12-30

I thought the answer was shameless.

The Angel, 2009-03-14

I think the answer -abuse of hallucinogens

We drove psychophysiology teachers to the corner at the lecture: you agree that when the lecturer begins to turn to the right, the audience begins to slowly make a noise: lick the pencil, whisper the paper, whisper. He goes to the left, silent. The end of the lecture is read from the left corner :)

You are intolerant to disorders. These are alternative working people.and c)

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