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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №150657
 14.07.2018
You have to lose so that no one remembers who won.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №150656
 14.07.2018
When I was in sixth grade, I was sick for a week. I came to school, and there all of the syringes splashed: like, a new splash appeared. I did not know. I didn’t tell you, dogs. He came home wet. I changed dress. I went, bought in the pharmacy a large enema. The next day, everyone won, because there was a syringe against a cyst. The next day, we all pulled two liters of plastic fugas out of the beverages. And there came parity (who would not be allowed to go to school). No one even sprinkled: two liters of cold water is a lot. And since then I have always smiled wisely when I hear about the need for disarmament and that nuclear weapons as a tool forining peace are not necessary.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №150655
 14.07.2018
Polls conducted in the people, found out: the population as a whole is quite, but people are difficult to formulate: what exactly.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №150654
 14.07.2018
I often hear that children are now stuck on gadgets, phones, tablets, say they are no longer interested in anything. This spring I saw a different picture. I go to one of the sleeping districts of Moscow in the afternoon, and I meet three ten-year-old boys and a girl with them - they go home, obviously after school. Me and them, respectively, equaled a barrel of ice cream. One of them says:

I want chocolate! Go to?

Everyone supports him except one boy.

I have no money with me, he says.

Let me buy you, and you buy me the balls? He who offers money looks at his friend with hope and smiles.

The second takes the balls from the bearings out of his pocket, looks at them first, then a friend (somewhat suspiciously) and says:

Are you anything? ! to They are invaluable!

I don’t know what happened, but I smiled.

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