Letter from a soldier of emergency service.

There is a belief that in the army, brom is poured into tea to reduce sexual desire. So for the first two weeks I was afraid that brom was added to the tea and did not drink it. And in the third week, he started drinking and hoping that he would still be added.

I never buy a shaurma in bushes, I do it at home, it turns out to be real, even a couple of times poisoned...

What amazes the Japanese in Europeans is their ability to handle such uncomfortable items as a spoonful and a fork.

Just just...
At the entrance to the mini-market a car crashed, a driver literally jumped out of it - a 20-year-old boy. Lovely, fast in movements, all like a sprinkle, such as they say "the spark is flying." Melting to the shop door, he opened them and measured, holding. Dancing with impatience.
From the front seat came a dwarf. With a stick. On poorly listening legs, flattering and flattering, he shakes in the direction of the door...
The little one (and the little one).
Daddy, please hurry up! We are so late!
Grandfather raises his young eyes on him and, smiling with all his wrinkles, says:
Grandchildren, believe me I am running inside!! to
It is warm for the whole day.)

Give me back the past, there was such a wonderful future.