Google is
"Is it mandatory to shave your head and beard if you become a cowboy or can you not shave anything?"

Alexander898: What do you need to buy in order to enable wifi in the apartment???? to
Portland: Apartment

MeloMan: If you have one nostrils closed for 72 hours, you will slowly lose the ability to see colors.(Your eyesight will immediately return to normal when you release your nose.)
MeloMan: Let the game... begin (%

I look here on Discovery's "Destroyers of Legends" and ask: but really, how many hamsters are needed to check the washing machine's drum?

xxx: 7 years ago I was engaged in such gymnastics and lost weight in a month by 38 centimeters in total from all parts of the body, then dropped, and now decided to do it again.
YYY: How is it?
Are you a strip worm?

The surrounding space was offered to be cleaned with a laser.
Matthew has reached a new level.

by Alina:
The chocolate candy in my pocket was melting.
by Alina:
Like a fucking hand.
ALINKA
It smells delicious)

Yesterday I went home in the bus, a guy stands with a phone, texting. I looked through his shoulder, and it was written, "And your parents did not teach you that it is inappropriate to read other people's letters?"

If you think that the best toy for your female child will be a large, beautiful doll, then you are very wrong! How much more to taste he will have your wireless keyboard, with which he will hide in some difficult place and with a face full of bliss will tick on a variety of buttons. While you’re trying to prove to your computer that it’s wrong, that you haven’t deleted a folder with your photos a second ago in the last two years and that you haven’t confirmed its deletion.

Few people know, but you can get the key for Windows 7 for free not only in the net, you can just come to the store with notes, choose the one you like and see the serial book from the bottom of the case!

Questions and Answers from the Nokia Service Center website:
Question: I don't read the flash card
Answer: It is sad

XX> about the cage, the tram and the helicopter history is true. A colleague of his mother was driving in that tram, so his finger was cut off with a piece of glass. Then at work they ask "What about the finger, why was I late?" and he edak carelessly "And the helicopter fell on me"

The case at the speech of Viktor Ivanovich P.

How dare you blame me, honest man! My filters filter even dog shit! See also! Here in this glass is the dog shit. Put into the filter. (Get half a glass of water.) See you, see you! The clean water! (Fill the water into the second glass.)
- Viktor Ivanovich,... - an impatient journalist tries to ask a question, P. turns and immediately interrupts the journalist:
Wait and wait! We have not finished our experiment.
P. quickly turns to the table, takes a glass and drinks it.
My filters are the best in the world. You did not believe!
There was complete silence in the room, one journalist with a trembling voice:
- Victor Ivanovich, you poured water from the filter into another glass.
The face of p.

The curtain.

Is that Hennessy?
It is selfish!

Xxx: Bring me a magnet from the brown, or better two. YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I have a refrigerator and I need to hang it.

Why is Dr.Web a foreign name, but it was developed in Russia? It could be called Russian.
Do you want to know?ѣra Danilo?

Don’t you want to go out all summer with your kids? 8) I will be very lonely here, little or nothing.

2: No to fuck! I'll pay your scratch VOV for three months and find it here in September!!! to

Books about Harry Potter:

In Hogwarts it is difficult to learn. There is no internet there - all homework must be done by yourself.
WOW: or I’ll have to send a googling sauce!

Do you keep your ex-girlfriend’s underwear?
WOW : No
WOW: What about you?) of
HHH: Go, how worried you were, it started to stumble!

<Gurman> (morally) good cheese is good. Bad cheese is bad.
<Hobober> to develop the mind
<Hobober> cheese is cheese