The best way to get rid of phone spam is not to throw the phone, but quietly put it on the table and keep doing your business. Verified and works.

My husband calls the workshop.
I have a problem. Printer for 7 years. At first he worked normally. Then he refused to take the paper - but after a time. And yesterday I got in the rice and stopped taking paper for printing at all. How much is it worth?

Yesterday I found a cat in the lower abdomen some subcutaneous bag.terrified.tracked to the veterinarian.doctor me,expanded my eyes - here is this bag?- I, frightened to swallow my eyes even more,I answer-yes.doctor leaned to me and whispered,so I opened my mouth-This is a animal. :)

XXX is Hi! Please order 20 mice, we have 2 in stock.
YYY: Somewhat quickly the mice in the expenditure. Do you have cats?
and the cattle))

Talk to a friend from the village.
Hi, how about myself?
Friends: Yes, the situation is shit. They shoot me here, I hide behind a tree. I'm not very comfortable talking now, let me call you later?
And all this with a calm, smooth voice. The harsh morals.

In the dictionary of the harsh Chelyabinsk six-class student: it did not get up.

If you want to calm down - swallow the cat or drink valerian. But never ever! And at the same time!!! to

v12ten: Tarantula life expectancy 20 years... fuck is spiders older than you, fucking schoolchildren (c) Elbro

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"The Russians struggle for a long time, but then they go quickly".
Why are they going so fast, you know? They’re afraid to be late – they’re stuck for a long time!

I have always been impressed by the story of Prometheus. Every day an eagle comes to you, kneeling your liver. Overnight it grows and in the morning everything starts new!
You were not married, bro.

In the dictionary:
But that is complete nonsense!
Cockroaches are not

xxx: In short, I go out of the community, I see, the automotive school flags are distributed. Dialogue is like this.
No thank you. I can drive.
And the tractor?
Man really knows how to get interested! ^ ^ ^

In the bowl:
"pain and management" (more or less)

I go to the post office and it’s a miracle. There is no line! Absolutely! In the Tuesday! at 10:00 am!
I love your email :R

The Underground. Bushha once poured coffee on the desk, at this moment the gentleman entered the office. She told him in a justifiable tone "We had an incest"

To this masterpiece #HIGH:

Writing in the Non-Russian Dictionary. and :)
On the airport I often see a cute ad "I need to get worse." And after all, from the positions "it" is written correctly, you will not stick.

Clean up, dear guests, what God has sent!

But this was my last visit, as the level of specialists fell to a very low level (on the evening of September 2, after the rear glass, in the light of the headlamps, appeared drawn with a dirty finger (the car salon specialist Ford) from the inside, the male genital organ in the whole glass.

xxx: Nigeria teaches democracy
Olga Romanov
Your notions of spheres of influence are rooted in the nineteenth century and do not work in the modern world, the modern world is much more complex.
This was said by a representative of Nigeria to a representative of Russia at a meeting of the UN Security Council tonight.

YYY: Before that, I had tightly eaten the neck of my referent.

If Microsoft had made a stock only for the Chinese "license screw for a dollar as a gift" it would have brought him an extra billion