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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №31551
 15.06.2010
xxxxxxxxxxx:
And I should get married to a man who says to me, "Zaya, in a couple of minutes listen carefully, a couple of minutes have passed, he approaches the window, holds onto the curtains and cries... looks and says, "I've heard?"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31550
 15.06.2010
Alexander: I wanted a cat to cook a fish.
I don’t know how many hours ago the water boiled out.
Viktory.S: O_O
Viktory.S: Now he has a fried fish?
Alexandra : No )
Viktory.S: hm
Glad I didn’t drop the fish.)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №31549
 15.06.2010
The boy asked me, “Did the gods really invent beer?” I barely pulled the wheel out of my hand.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №31548
 15.06.2010
ZhIV (10:04:37 15/06/2010)
No, you throw it off, I thought socks only go missing in the washing machine, no! I washed my socks in the cushion, hanged, one, shit, is missing! They really have a problem with the control amount!!! to

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №31547
 15.06.2010
<xxx> Do you think it’s a big deal?
<yyy> It is fun. There are a lot of "useful" gifts.
<yyy> For example, a collection of stones.
<yyy> Aha, fuck, again this car under the window with the alarm!!!!! to
<yyy> Hm...

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №31546
 15.06.2010
I listened to her :(((
The BBB :?
Correcting the answer minus plus
aaa: He immediately noticed, whispered and laughed like the last loophole.
BBB: Oh... he looked at your answer and immediately said that there should be a minus here?? to
BBB: That’s where the fucking leg is broken!
AA: Yes, he did not look at the decision, he saw that in the answer the minus was crushed and the plus was placed above...
You are bad ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31545
 15.06.2010
Lukashenko told Putin that he is not fed in Moscow. He went out, but he never gave food."

Don’t feed the trolls :)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №31544
 15.06.2010
Men like cats
Are they stupid and helpless?
XXX: No, the junk is more than weighing.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №31543
 15.06.2010
I may be stubborn too.
I am also a small child.
See also: AGU
I do not believe, I will prove.
See also: AGU
You are stubborn but adequate.
He is: Mom
He is: Grandma
It is: Bubu
See also: SISU
See also: AGU
She: I was hot.
He reassured himself by proving his inadequacy, sat down in the old chair, smoked a pipe and opened Kant's tomic.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №31542
 15.06.2010
Today in the subway over me stood a couple, friends, a blonde girl and a boy. Most likely, the boy from the injure, he was talking something about French, German. She is not a technician either. They began to discuss the number of people with them on the stream. The boy with knowledge of the case said that they had 6 groups of 30 people. The girl said that they had nine groups of 20 people and that it was a little more than his. He begins to prove that no, he still has more people on the stream. They hang for a moment. Then I start roasting, the boy notices and slips behind the cell phone. He thinks. “Yes,” he says, “your 180s are much larger than mine... It seems that you didn’t give up the tower as I did.”
They said goodbye, so far, good luck, just don’t count anything else.
And you for now. Do not count either.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №31541
 15.06.2010
<xxx>That’s such a good habit of shaking at night!! to
<yyy> Fuck, will it be a foolish story again? and :(
<xxx> No, all is normal!
<xxx> a girl should have come to teach biology (real teaching). I think, another half an hour - give to the boy. Eventually, as usual, he fell asleep with a hero in his hand.
<xxx>And the girl said in advance, say so and so, if I am in the headphone [ - key under the carpet - enter.
<xxx>I open my eyes and look at me. I think I’ve never lied like that.
<xxx>A she is shorter, balls and dress up - DALA!!!! to
<yyy>Try to shake before various important events - it will diversify your sexual life

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №31540
 15.06.2010
Black Panther: Let’s Have Sex

Black_Drag: O_O

Black Panther: Otherwise I’ll go to bed

Black_Drag: the threat of O_o

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №31539
 15.06.2010
Message from HTC Phone:
The people! The trouble! Dust fell under the screen and now because of this the wi-fi battery stopped charging...

[ + 72 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31538
 15.06.2010
Comment to photo.
XXX wrote
Women are like apples. The most delicious ones hang on the tree. Many men do not want to climb a tree for delicious apples because they are afraid to fall and hit. Instead, they collect falling apples from the ground, which are not so good, but are affordable. Therefore, the apples on the straw think something is wrong with them, although in reality they are GREAT.
! to They just have to wait for the man who is not afraid to climb the tree.
Message

YYY wrote
Well, or throw a stick and break a couple.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №31537
 15.06.2010
Do you know how to get webmasters?
Yyy: No, and I do not want to know, because there is no calamity and you will have to pay afterwards.
Please call Ilya.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY:D

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №31536
 15.06.2010
Did you hear that Andrew is getting married?
Yyy: Oooo, first from the group
xxx is
YYY: Tell me, it’s a method.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31535
 15.06.2010
The xxx:
Lena is dumb.
I didn’t write myself.
I find it in my mistake.
In the stones...
grammatical

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №31534
 15.06.2010
She
Do you feel calm about having a new boyfriend?
He is
Maybe, but I still consider him an idiot.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №31533
 15.06.2010
X: Everything will be rehearsed thoroughly tomorrow, not as last time
It means drinking twice as much beer.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №31532
 15.06.2010
Skydive777: In writing this research paper, I chose the method of presenting the complete nonsense expressed by the sequence of combinations of smart phrases according to the principle of "awas and so prokatit".

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