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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №156602
 15.07.2021
Xxx: Brother is undergoing an internship in the Investigative Committee. I took the case for study. In general, the family went to rest in Krasnodar region from Peter by car, on the second day of rest the grandmother realized that it was paradise and presented itself. The father of the family wanted to send the body of his beloved aunt to his homeland first by train, where he was refused, due to the heat, with the airplane also agreed not. It was decided to buy a large luggage compartment on the roof of the car, and go back with my grandmother. On the floor of the road somewhere near Rostov stopped to spend the night, in the morning discovered that the luggage compartment together with the grandmother was stolen. According to the case materials, neither the luggage, nor the body of the grandmother was found. Just imagine the thieves who opened the trunk and saw the grandmother.



Yyy: And she said to them, “Close, fucking, the door is blowing to me!!!”

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №156601
 15.07.2021
I know less and less and I don’t remember more and more.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156600
 15.07.2021
Colonel Bora

Bora wanted to go to Israel. Bowie did not want to upset anyone. In fact, this is quite enough to be able to imagine Bora.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №156599
 15.07.2021
Putin received Russia with carrots of 3-50, and left 90 rubles.

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