Sleeping with my wife. She asks with a sleepy voice:

Can you bury two people in a grave?

Why to you?

It would be great if I died to be buried together.

I am not dead!

I will come up with a way.

She didn’t remember that conversation this morning.

I worry...

I am working on the project documentation, my head is shut.

Coming out of the office kitchen next to my workplace a colleague girl and boldly says to me:

The Tampons!

I raise my head, keep looking at me and waiting for a reaction.

What is?

The Tampons.

Why to me?

Well, if so, there are still pins.

Aaaah and Pon-Chi. thank you!

xxx: Fuck.. my acquaintance had a situation - metro, peak hour, pressure. Feels something rolling from behind, turned around (as much as possible) nothing suspicious is not visible. I thought, okay, maybe someone moved the bag from hand to hand and accidentally struck it. He arrived at the transfer station and entered with everyone. Machinally conducts the hand from behind on the costume, repair. There is sperm.

Bee, now I write and remembered how she told, well, and the ugliness.



What a disgusting story, is there any more?



zzz: My acquaintance is driving in the subway, the peak hour, the pressure. He feels, wants to teenage, got and shakes. A girl turned around, but seemed not to notice. I thought, okay, maybe someone thought that he was transferring a bag from hand to hand and accidentally struck her. I finished while he arrived at the transfer station and went on his business.

Ahha, now I write and remembered how he told it, well, and the slasher is the slasher.

I envy the synopsis. They, like politicians, are not paid for the truth, but in general.

My husband and I bought a new apartment.
As usual, a cat is first allowed into a new home.
Since I’m allergic, we didn’t come up with anything better than running our friend named Cats.

In the final of a Jewish porn film, a mother appears with the words “Fimochko, if you are all, go eat.”