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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №117361
 15.08.2015
Who talked about cognitive dissonance?

Commentary on the photo of an attractive girl:
(Please pay attention to Nick)

Chris: What a grace, what a fascinating line, mm chocolate candy!!! to
Pimples on the skin. I would dedicate a few poems to her on cold winter evenings.
UnisonTwoeySouls: ahabperdelil cha

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117360
 15.08.2015
I woke up from the bow, I watched. In the box, the Eurovision winner leads Smak shuddered in a moment-looked-Urgant. calmed down.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117359
 15.08.2015
No is. I want to sell what I want to sell. And engaging in what I am interested in, I created a company for this, in order to express myself, in a high-par slang. So I’ll have everything as I want, and if you’re dissatisfied, go, go, and go. My client will find me and we will both be happy. There are money, but very heavy and uninteresting orders. They go through the forest. Not in money is happiness. There are motors and low money - this is just about the topic, the primary topic: take a lot, and you will not take a lot of money here, if you can take a lot for the delivery and installation of some shelf, it is not a nuclear reactor. And there are exciting orders, I’m ready to do it almost for free because I like it! And yes, I did the children's home at all for free, but the pope refused, why? Because I do not want to go against conscience, and I consider their activities destructive to society.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №117358
 15.08.2015
The moral of this fairy tale is this - if you grow tomatoes and sell them to wholesale market merchants, but you came to a fool, demanding three tomatoes for breakfast, so that you bring them to his home, cut a salad there, fed a spoon, and then made a massage worker - it is not boring to explain that you are a gardener, not a massage worker. Just say it’s worth 700 euros!
When the grandmother went on a second attack, I asked her for fifty rubles to end it all together. She immediately retreated, looking at me with respect" (C)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №117357
 15.08.2015
As a friend of mine once advised Ixbox:
"Take, of course, such a cool thing, you can sit in some trousers all day without eating..."

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117356
 15.08.2015
xxx: >> Genetically modified yeast produces opiates from sugar (link)
They will be banned from trading before they are sold.
xxx: Knowing our officials, they will most likely ban sugar
yyy: And sugar beets, because it can make sugar.
Zzzz: And beets in general, just for the case.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117355
 15.08.2015
fiskus: I even have a plugin that destroys cookies
Fishermen: Th. I am not locked anywhere.
UST: Plugin destroying cookies is mouth

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117354
 15.08.2015
And under the curtain of summer sensation. Stylists and victims of fashion are fainting. Feshn-Media are fighting in convulsions.

Italian designer Stefano Gabbana (one of the founders of the fashion brand Dolce & Gabbana) was photographed in sandals with socks and posted the frame on his personal Instagram account.
A 52-year-old fashion designer on a farm in Peru feeds alpaca from a bottle. However, the attention of subscribers attracted not only the main plot of the photo. In comments, users in different languages expressed confusion over the fact that Gabbana wore open shoes with socks.

It is so delicious to spit them in the holy. One of the comments under the photo: Stefano Gabbana wears sandals with socks. How to live further?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117353
 15.08.2015
XX: In fact, homophobia in Peter is about the same as in Moscow.
XX: It is just distributed very unequally.
xx: almost all concentrated in one rainbow deputy

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117352
 15.08.2015
In fact, Lin is two men.

Great family happiness to you, guys!

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №117351
 15.08.2015
The entire department was called to the director for a planned propiston. Execution is carried out under the motto "so that no one is offended". We go through the reception room, the head of the department is carried in front of him, the deputy is followed by him, then ordinary workers go through a sad procession. Already on the way to the department, the boss is interested:
Everybody got it?
The youngest of age:
I have not.
I will compensate now.
10 cups on the whole floor. What kind of people, the phylum got and googled.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №117350
 15.08.2015
The Provocateur:
I was very disciplined by the dog:
Exploded the apartment.
Learn to clean things.
Forced to observe the regime.
Motivated to spend time in the fresh air.
- and significantly reduced the desire to have children x))

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117349
 15.08.2015
The woman looks at the broken shoes:
Shoes for one season.
I am :
Driver for one flight.
She is:
A man for an hour.
The era of short-term standards.

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №117348
 15.08.2015
Web developer is engaged in the design of widgets with tickets. The interface, buttons are also on its shoulders, there is a button that adds buttons to the settings of children’s tickets. I wanted to make a reverse button. He asks for advice from the Designer, who then assigns the pattern:
Q: What will the button called "Remove children" look like?? to
D: Icon of the tail will be nearby

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №117347
 15.08.2015
"Can we still discuss whether to steal or not to steal silver tablespoons in the guests?“!”
Sergey Dovlatov “Solo on Underwood”

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №117346
 15.08.2015
Comments on the video "Tesla Charging Snake" (self-motivated robot charger in the form of a snake)
It is erotic ;D
yyy: ah, failed to get drunk, and you were put in the back of 380 volts =/

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №117345
 15.08.2015
Ch is:
We continue to study the behavior of marketers in the T-shirt store. I called again today and asked if the order was up to date. In response to the fact that I have already cancelled it three times, asked again the reason

by Ko:
They are not marketers. Have you tried calling them?

Ch is:
Why Why?

by Ko:
Ask the reason for cancellation.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117344
 15.08.2015
An inherent attribute of female beauty today is some cuddling, as a result of wearing shoes not intended for walking.

E.s

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №117343
 15.08.2015
What is that noise, Barrymore?
The Russian three goats press.
Why a bulldozer?
Idiots are fucking.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №117342
 15.08.2015
What if I’m a girl who comes to the boys to reinstall the screw in order to get trachats?

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