Letter from the morning in the corporate mail:

Dear Companions!

This Friday, during the loading testing of the project "Alcohol - our all" one of the participants in the project in the male sorting occurred overload with subsequent unloading of the protocol.
Big request: next time before the event begins, add in advance to the autopilot algorithm:

Contract.Assert(nLinters < MaxLiters)

Or put on the “blowing blade”.

Some sources recommend the following workarounds: “Remove yourself”, “Call a cleaner”.

Good mood in the upcoming holidays!

With respect,
and ***

We had a bot on the project, conducting simple statistics, welcoming new participants and informing about receiving grants for activities. We decided to start the second to add tags to articles and pictures. The second bot worked and the first welcomed him. The creator of the second bot put several random answers to any messages addressed to him, such as "I bot, all questions to <nik>". The second slowly lashes the base, works, the first periodically sends him congratulations and thanks for the work, the second responds. I decided not to correct. So cute, two boots talk. Waiting for the birth.

Olga: acquaintance went to her daughter for a concert
Olga: The Day of the Constitution
Olga: Every class betrayed the country
Olga: Singing Songs and TD
Olga: Govrit as they sang the Armenian anthem
Most of the room is up.
Olga: Where do we live?

I saw something wonderful in the store today.

"Children's New Year's Costumes in Sale:
1st scunts
..."

I have encountered the vacancy of a lawyer International (!) Legal and Legal Advisory (!!!) Centre for Taxation:
The "Requirements
Higher education - jurisdiction"
Indeed, jurisprudence, jurisdiction – what a difference!

Let you calm down! I have ordered, I have ordered! Your speech is coming to you!

XXX: I was not lucky with my appearance, of course. From his father he inherited a low height, and from his mother a faint face. In short, I am 27, and still sometimes ask for a passport when I buy cigarettes. Accordingly, it is constantly undercovering from everyone in a row, complexes, all things. As I talked about this, I always murmured, and murmured to the wrinkles on my forehead, good such, deep.
YYY: And why is this long slide?
xxx: Today in the tram for half an hour listened, as two women in the summer crushed, that'such a little boy, and already all in wrinkles, it's all radiation, mobile phones, exhaust gases and wave their '.

Requirements for lawyer vacancy:
"Higher education - jurisdiction"
And indeed, jurisdiction, jurisprudence – what is the difference?

B and G;
Quote
The first spacecraft in 40 years to make a soft landing on the moon, the Chinese "Nephrite Rabbit" (also known as "Yashmore Rabbit") sent the first photographs of its landing platform.
Its name - "The Nephrite Rabbit" or "The Yashmean Rabbit" - was chosen by a popular vote in honour of the character of the Chinese myth about the lunar goddess Chan E, who lives on the moon with her rabbit.

b> that’s not Sealor Moon?

T> she asked in the name of the moon not to be touched.

b> let’s go ?

T> ; ) )

We decide where to go for two weeks in May. We choose a country where neither we nor the other members of our large family have yet been...N. decides to do it romantically. Takes the globe and ticks randomly. N : in Berlin! Oh, it does not look like. I: So why is it suddenly? N: Well they were. I: This is who and when we were in Berlin. My grandfather is 45 years old. Also in May...

In St. Petersburg, two incassors shot each other
St. Petersburg investigators opened a criminal case on the death of two incassors, carrying in the armor 200 million rubles. According to the preliminary version, the driver and the senior inquisitor fought and shot each other.

They were two philanthropists.
One shouted: These two hundred million must be taken by you!
The second: No! They are for you!
In an attack of human love, they shot each other.

Do you put in two holes?
Is it in the nose?

When will the evil dwarf cancel the last remaining file of the funny dwarf - the overturned summer time? and cry:

Why don’t you eat sausages?
I have cellulose intolerance.

XXX: But you can’t sit in the doom of fools))
WOW: Did you understand what you said?

The courier arrived at 8 p.m. yesterday means and calls me on my mobile phone:
K: - I am standing near the house of Leninsky Prospect 82 k1, which is as if I went, there is some kitchen store...
I: - I don't know such a shop, come to the dicks, I'll go out there...
A new call.
I: I’m already near Dixie, where are you?
K: I can't find him, now I'll go back to Leninsky
I: Yes, Dixie from Leninsky’s side, and where are you?
Q: I am standing near Leninsky 82 x 1, here is the Dixie store.
I: Let’s go to the Lenin Prospect then.
I: Okay, can you get to the direction of the Brest Boulevard?
K: And where it is, I don’t know...
I: Well then on the street of the desanters...
K: -On the navigator only the street of the Desants
Q: What shops do you see nearby?
K: - Different, supermarket, beauty salon... (here I understood everything)
I: Sorry, but from which city are you calling?? to
K: From which, from Moscow!
I: – Great, and I’m from St. Petersburg... The curtain...

DrRein: I was in a wagon with a man looking at Dexter’s tablet. He pushed me, stood on my feet and did not let me out of the car. In the turn on the escalator, he also did not miss and blinked something like "where to climb", although there was a doher of space in front of him.
He told him that the Trinity would kill Rita at the end of the season.
Good luck to fuck.

When the weight of the wife exceeds a hundred, then instead of sex, the head more often hurts the husband, and as it reaches 130, it does not pass at all.
Fifteen years after the wedding.

Here is this:

My wife was bitten by a dog. The next day the dog died. Now I’m even scared to kiss her :(



BOLVAN, MOVE your wife and the dog’s body to a local infectious hospital, check for rabies if you don’t want to become a widow.

She said "Why read if you can watch the screenshot?" and I immediately wanted to fuck her.