I do not love my wife.
So why do you live with her? Find another.
I hate all the other babies.
to this:
"That is the spring! From under the pants timidly show the first naked ankle."
In Novosibirsk, where in winter and below 30C is, special frost-resistant hipsters. Thro the winter, they glittered with their bare ankles, but on their neck a shirt that could wrap an elephant.
XXX: Here are the cockroaches with those cracks. In our class, the boy started writing the presentation with the first letter and ended it with a point.
YYY: In our class, the boy did not share words with gaps. Then he was transferred to the sports school.
Zzz: Then he became sports minister
AAA: I decided to learn English
In school, all the classes, from fifth to eleventh, wrote the composition "Who I want to be". It turns out that only one person wants to become an astronaut and that is a worker.
My 5 year old son said he wanted to grow up soon. I began to believe that childhood is the best time in a person’s life. She went into the bathroom and then went crying into the bathroom.
I do not open the door to Jehovah’s Witnesses. If you let witnesses go, then Jehovah’s fellow criminals will rush, and there Jehovah himself will repent! Do I need it??? and :(
Hetfield: the same feeling when your brutal 5-year-old daughter blurred the hell slam at the very stage at a children's concert and stunned in the thickest! I was proud and proud at the same time, remembering my youth.
There are no nuclear power plants in Moscow and its surroundings. Learn the match! Kurchatov Institute - 8 reactors, MIFI 7 reactors, plus ITEF, plus NIKET, plus at least two stopped reactors in the Southwest. Take care of yourself.
According to the fairy tale of my frogs in English, the first place was divided by the two-called exterminator about the ass on the loft (meaning flying mice- butts/bats).
And I asked the brutal uncle on the gasoline station if he had a suitener here.
The pump! I wanted a pump. Pimp and Pump
Mexmed: The Japanese call Saudi King Salman "Saruman". It looks like.
Now as you need to go to the toilet, dream of this odoring grandmother, immediately wakes up and runs to a specially designated place. So everything works.
Never do this with your children, unless you want your child a lifetime subscription to a psychiatrist.
xxx: Oman’s aviation authorities today confirmed information about an incident that occurred earlier this year involving the A380 and the Challenger 604 business jet, which led to one of the most dangerous situations possible in aviation. Fortunately, the crashed aircraft was accidentally landed, but it was rotated in the air at least 10 times. Of the 10 on board, eight were injured, one in serious condition. The aircraft has landed, but is not subject to restoration.
yyy: Planted and not subject to restoration... Hm-m... Not washed and not ventilated? =) is
I work in a female collective. Somehow we had to supply new equipment: brought, assembled, but not launched. I tried out of curiosity to find out from colleagues who were supposed to work on it, what it was about. I got rather vague explanations that we have some problems with electricity, literally: "There should be zero on the floor, and we don't have zero, so the engineers responsible for the device refused to run it." I did not understand anything: the floors are flooded, to imagine that there is some clue on them... well, even let's assume, anything before that, he is generally on the legs with rubber. I killed. And only three days later, when I saw the engineers in front of me throwing multimeters into the sockets, I finally got to it. I struggled in hysteria for half a day, without even having the opportunity to explain to anyone - why.
On the "Earth" we have no zero. On the "earth", not on the "earth"!
XXX: Imagine, one of my online banking works only from 8 to 22:00!
xxx and appendix
No, no, no, odmin is also a man, he turns the computer off at night.
YYY: Dada, it’s a lot of noise in bed.
A letter from the military came. He looked at his son. aged
A typical 12-storey house, around eight in the morning. The elevator does not work, so there is somewhat unusual people on the stairs. Somewhere above I hear an old man’s voice:
“O Yuri Ivanovic, good morning, I haven’t seen you in a long time. Has Katya grown up? In what class are you already? Maybe in the eighth? How is the third course?! to
xxx: it's easier to kill a month to write your programming language in xml'e
xxx: and it will be more profitable to the company, because tomorrow they will hire another hundred hamsters.
xxx: who will plant these xml's
XXX: And the mountains are by fire
xxx: rapid development fucking
yyy: code as if no one is reviewing
comment as if you were writing on a barrel.
YYY: Design as if God’s will were to do everything.
He came somehow to the First Presbyterian Russians, and he met the hipster. The rich man stands astonished, and says in a loud voice: - What is this miraculous? And from the tram stop, Baba-Yaga replies to him: "And this is, dear man, the Cock, the Golden Cock, the oil head, the silk beard!
X: Listen, a sudden question. How did mammoths reproduce if there were no puppies? % of
Y: It is obvious. They were polluted by paparazzi.
Suddenly I noticed that after the third cup of coffee, the sharpness of the image on the monitor improved significantly. I thought about buying a new one.