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[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №157757
 16.03.2022
Spring has arrived this year. No one to rejoice

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №157756
 16.03.2022
Once Igor Stravinsky, while in Italy, went to an antique store.
How much does this vase cost? He turned to the owner.
“Six thousand liras,” the owner replied. “But we are ready to sell you this vase for four thousand. Just because it is you.
The polished composer paid the money and thought, "And yet it's not bad to be famous."
Where to send the vase?
at the National Hotel.
And who?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №157755
 16.03.2022
There will be nothing! No Facebook, no Instagram or Twitter. One full TV!

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