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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №151104
 17.10.2018
You cut off your finger.

Googling is what you do.

and a fox. In the search engine "cut off the finger - we will tell you what to do"

Open the link:

1st The history of finger cutting from ancient times

2nd What the Finger is made of

Three How to cut a finger

4 is Why not cut your finger, but your hand?

More than 100,500 points.

And you scatter all this shit to find out what to do, and there:

Cut your finger and go to the doctor.

And so everywhere. is angry.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №151103
 17.10.2018
Equality is only half possible: everyone can live equally badly, and equally well-not.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №151102
 17.10.2018
Russian army in the late 1990s. In the middle of the steppe in the Jewish Autonomous Region. Combat brings information on the morning divorce:
Comrades officers and officers! A soldier fled from us. He left two days ago, so he’s already far away. But since there is no fuel in the part, we are looking for the escaped here!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №151101
 17.10.2018
You live a full and full life with a lot of adventures, and then it turns out that it is alcoholism.

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