A happy childhood! Kilobytes of toys without shit in the register and online registration!
Nadi: My yesterday came drunk in the evening, stumbled on me, stumbled on the children and went to the prostitutes. Do you have him?
The Tango =))))
Call the technical support department.
Hello, my computer is not working.
Who is this?
This is your CEO, I’m working for you, fucking!
Denvir>A we have in all cash movies instead of a helicopter - Habensky
The people! Why so many quotes about Odin? There are geologists. They are also rough, they have a sweater, beard and glasses.
<Atreides> and
<Atreides> with me Harkonen cuts)
vovixsw 13.11.2008 13:20
There are two major problems in the world:
The Somali Pirates
Non-refined nuclear waste
I propose to resolve these two problems by the method of mutual annihilation.
coral3000 13.11.2008 14:32
What about the radioactive Somali pirates?
Well, you know, I read the revelations on the subject I am a young worker, my parents did not help, and I have a car for $ 60,000, and you don't hurt.
Or this here.
"That is a good thing! I am a girl, 24 years old, weighing 50 kg, height 163, chest 3rd size, I have a red degree of engineer (in / o), I am studying in postgraduate and 2nd high school, I have a 2-room apartment 80 m2, I have a car and a salary of 35 thousand rubles, a quick promotion to the head of the department. Blonde, not scary, ready for sex with her loved one always, everywhere and wherever, I do not betray, I do not drink... I like to read books, walk, cook. Men, I agree, there are among you and worthy representatives of your tribe, but a minority of them. And such fools who spend all their time on Dota, Starcraft, porn and beer, complaining about the bad babes, small breasts and stupid eyes of your girls. You need it!!and "
Listen, I am 25, I do in the months a little more (eighth day, work for days, do not bowl dumb, in warcraft, etc. I’ve never played at all, I don’t waste money), but I don’t have my own apartment and car. Maybe I’m not doing that??? Do I do something wrong?
Though... Who prevents me from saying that I fuck you all in the mouth here, I ride a bandley, and I change girls every two hours.
XXX: What a good program, this Punto Etsersruk!
Trall :
Where is Gene?
Trall :
Fucking T9...where is that narrow-eyed pitcher?
Ohhh: and again you are in classmates 200 meters a day, I will drop my pants and loose my naked red ass, fucking!
Oh, I am all trembling. From now on, my husband’s skin will come and give you his ass.
Let it go, let it go. I’ll open your account and let him see where you live.
Sasha...I’m not going to say anything to anyone...Better by pop...
Coming wisdom replaces departing health.
by Yuri Tatarkin
The crisis today. The most diverse forums bore and discussions, and b
The designated topic. Here’s what they told me by the way.
The Astronomical Forum. Astronomers are a diverse people.
And among them, besides all scientific staff, there are also bankers,
and traders, and stock market analysts... Here is one of them and shared with
The real story of the people of our former minister, and now, the meaning,
Chairman of Sberbank.
This is the story, and now the story itself.
History of the closure of the wholesale currency exchange on ul. of Vavilova. by V
At the height of the crisis, Gref went to inspect the branches of Sberbank.
Moscow on the subject of personal review of ranks for contributions and other
Problems of. In the closest to the central office branch on Vavilova street all
It was active and sleepy. Sometimes a metal door is blown.
The remote end of the room.
What is there with you? Asked Greg
Point for exchange of large currency amounts, according to instructions
safe doors, armored glasses, remotely
Monitoring of the Branch Manager
and ah! Let’s see if people really buy dollars! said Greg
He stepped forward to the safe door.
From the first time the door did not give up, it seemed that someone was holding it.
From Inside. Greene shrugged stronger. The door opened unwillingly and in the door.
There was a British rose in a costume from Versace.
You are who? - asked Riga, looking with a professional side look at the
behind the back of Greg.
I am Gref with the inspection.
“I don’t care what kind of infection you have,” I broke him in a half-frase.
from the offshore cobra, here is an exchange point for
A decent client, not an infectious hospital!
The door clogged.
Greg was confused for a moment, and then made a decision.
- remove the door, close the point, put two operating boxes for
Acceptance of communal payments. He threw him over the shoulder of the manager.
Filial and jumped out.
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Obama: You heard, I was elected president!
Secretary: I have heard it. Congratulations Mr President!
Obama: So much work ahead... No, I’ll rest on Saturday...
Secretary: You have a working day on Saturday.
Obama: Hmm... what about Sunday?
Secretary: Also a worker.
Obama: So that’s what happens – will I rest on the holidays?
Secretary: You will also work on holidays.
Obama: Why is it?! to
Secretary: Because you are a Negro, Mr. President.