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[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №180
 17.12.2007
Zurixx: And I remember we went on a tour to the factory. Prep explained where and how. And here, standing in front of a huge stove and throwing her finger on the hollowed pipe above it, turning to the group, she did not notice how by the course of her finger herself sailed out from the corner of a man of immense size, and so grooomko that everyone could hear:"And this is the local drainage!!!" I thought I had to escape :)

[ + 109 - ] Comment quote №179
 17.12.2007
Can we help people become famous?

Today, around 16 a.m., the driver of the HONDA jeep with the number mark L 274 NV 97 left his car on the tram routes near the building under construction, near the city of Tulskaya, and left somewhere.
In this regard, he is given warm greetings by passengers of the tram and wagon-pressed, the passage of which was intentionally blocked by the jeep HONDA number mark L 274 NV 97 for several hours.
The tram routes:
Three
16 is
35 is
47 is
39 is
38 is
A is

Passengers and drivers spent unforgettable hours, and among them was full of elderly people, for whom the tram was the only way to get home.
The driver of a Honda jeep is the L 274 NV 97.


From the author of the post:
Pass this post on, you need to bring it to the top of Yandex.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №178
 17.12.2007
Dima: tequila, lime, salt, naked girls, beach, sand - here are the beauty!
Alex: Alcoholism, sick liver, salt deposits in the bones, trippers, sand in shorts rubbing eggs - a cruel reality!

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №177
 17.12.2007
He dropped the tea on the floor. Ahouenno, as if Paul had washed and washed his socks.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №176
 17.12.2007
1: What are you doing?
2: GNU Linux
1: How about success? Drawing up?

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №175
 17.12.2007
Who is your student then?
This is a female student.)

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №174
 17.12.2007
It all begins with the fact that I will slowly dress you, kissing every place I walk around.
Elijah says, “I will make you naked.
[16:00:41] Elijah says the pipet.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №173
 17.12.2007
I passed the ICQ test today :)
2: How about success?
91 is a lot.
2: for the ICQ test is a lot.
2: Although... with your breasts you don’t need it anymore

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №172
 17.12.2007
<kNine> eating on the bus
<kNine> no, well, I understand that a crowd of mints, 3,14sitting with some hoppers right at the stop, is okay.
<kNine> but when a four-year-old child sitting next to it, looking at it, says with a feeling: "burning!".

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №171
 17.12.2007
XXX: What are you doing?
Angel: The Sport
XXX: What is it?
Tagged: boxing
XXX is praised.
XXX is professional.
The Angel: Yes
Angels: 11 years
XXX is cool, oh
Might it be vodka? and?

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №170
 17.12.2007
Again I hear about the "long hair - better" - I will stop shaving my legs!!! to

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №169
 17.12.2007
She: What are you doing?? to
I play with Sonja in bed.
She said, “Bla, you’re all a whale?What kind of sunshine is it???? to
She is such a girl!
Name of Playstation

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №168
 17.12.2007
In our military, among the male population there is one girl from Medfak. And at the last lecture our Lieutenant Colonel reports that, say, then and then we will be going through a medical commission, where - I quote "the guys will check whether they have everything or have problems with this matter". After that he saw the girl sitting and said, "Olesya, close your ears," which she replied, "and I face these problems every day." This lecture for most ended.

[ + 111 - ] Comment quote №167
 17.12.2007
We sit in the inst... we wait for the exam... no one knows anything, but there is no scream teaching in the audience yet. The predead enters, tired of all this... Sits down - the audience has zero attention - screams of screams. Prepod loudly says this phrase: "If you all continue to mourn now, I will put everyone fine and everyone is free." The audience has quieted here. Melting, how is it possible?

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №166
 17.12.2007
mmx: I am alone, passing by the movie theater, looking at what could be a new download? O_O

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №165
 17.12.2007
Pilot: We in the inst, in our group of future IT technicians, there is only one tiotko, his name is Masko. Pipet, I don’t know who I need to be in order not to get sick in the head when I’m a girl in our group! Yesterday, we sat and waited for a lecture. The male is in the first party, the face of the group, the people are few, but the following happens:
Immediately behind it, two men discuss a zoo-philosophy with pigs and donkeys.
on the neighboring row - talk about UNIX algorithms of routing TCP packets in satellite communications networks, operating with non-printed words,
in the remote row - I tell you how to make a calyan from a tea bar or a three-litre bowl and a self-propelled machine from a gas machine,
On the last part of my row, one footage tells the other about how he is reading a book at home: The Unknown on the Moon.
And in the last part of the first row there is a discussion of the “Private” against “Bang Bros.”
This is a pipet =) The man sits with his eyes for 10 rubles - everyone laughs!!! I'm scared to think about what she'll get out of Instagram, what she'll teach her children and what she'll tell her grandchildren about how her youth went =)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №164
 17.12.2007
<Dr. Zlo> I've been playing a
<qwerty> what is it?
<Dr. Zlo> well there the ball rides, the points jets
<qwerty> give a reference
<Dr. Zlo> Do you also put green peanuts on the table?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №163
 17.12.2007
_JJ_ (03:27:52 13/12/2007)
How do you react when you get a phone call in the morning?? to

LiGru (03:28:04 13/12/2007)
Take it up. The signal has not worked for six months.

_JJ_ (03:28:25 13/12/2007)
How do people get to you?? to

LiGru (03:28:44 13/12/2007)
The hero...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №162
 17.12.2007
He is
I thought all night...


She
The NIFIC! Congratulations to you)))


He is
and her.

He is
Wearing a sweater with such a wide cut.


She
The breast?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №161
 17.12.2007
Clients are burning. One came here and suggested that we print the leaflets on the barter.
Barter was like this: we print the printing of the leaflets with their advertisement for free + distribute, and as an exchange we can print on the back of these same leaflets their advertisement!)

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