You fucking wasted your salary!! to

We have a very sociable grandmother, from the neighboring apartment. He is 86 years old and lives alone. The roof has been removed for a long time and apparently forever. Because of her, they didn’t start putting a new call after repair, the sweet habit of pressing and holding until you’re bored. It comes for any reason, often without that. The day of the week, "I thought you were at work", "And the husband at home? And let him make me a call/light/unitaz/stance with my chamber..." (need to be emphasized as needed). Walks as at 6:30, 9:00, 11:30, 13:00, 17:30, 21:00, and a bonus if you do not sleep at 23:30 and 03:00 (+-10 minutes).

Yesterday she tried to enter the apartment.

Let me sit with you!

Why Why?

Well be it!

I am not interested in guests.

I sit quietly in the corner.

and no.

You are very uneducated. You never say goodbye to me. You’re sitting at home all day and you can’t help me. You will invite me to visit, and I will not come. And at all! You have a husband and I don’t.

And proudly stumbled on myself.

The struggle, which grew into the footsteps, occurred in Moscow's College of Hospitality Industry

Near the elevators at the University:

We’re making a little story about your university. Can you answer a few questions?

Sorry, I am late for the bill.

It will not take much time.

"I'm really late, take someone else, look at what beautiful girls are standing!

We don’t need beautiful ones.

and :/

At the age of 6, I read the science fiction story "The Constitution of the Russian Federation", a lot of office and no plot, but what a fantasy!

Read by Marquis de Sade.
Nothing compared to the feeling when she says they’re written without a fire.

...

Unfortunately, this is the truth. Everyone, having read the work of the Marquis, comes to a similar conclusion.

XHH: A system administrator from the CRB called now, asking if I don’t have a hard drive from a laptop for sale.
WOW : and?
Q: I ask what interface? Would you personally answer?
IDE or SATA
And he answered "something easier".

Just stumbled on this:
Oh my God, are you doing that?
I glue the bones of giant frogs and dig them deeper.
Why Why?
I want to see who people will believe more bones or stories about how I burn a bush.

My husband and I went to the street, near the supermarket.
I: Yes, you need to urgently remember what is missing from home food.
Husband of Pelmen?
I: There are pellets, two packs in the freezer.
Husband: That is enough.

we want to congratulate our new girl programmer on her birthday and dedicate her to the song of the group Nautilus Pompilius "Mother of the Bags"

The world’s most powerful ship power plant consists of a single 14RT-flex96C diesel with a capacity of 81,000 kW.
yyy: Does this diesel rotate the generator or screw directly?
I think such a diesel rotates the entire planet around its carrier.

You have lost so much. What kind of diet?
You can’t eat after six, and you can’t eat until six.

Today, my wife and I did not buy her a new coat, did not go to a concert, did not go to a supermarket, decided not to change the rubber in the car. Consider it as if you earned almost thirty thousand a day.

I slept late last night and had to get up to work. And now in the morning I have a dream – I sit in the same room with Putin and discuss Russian cinema. And at one point I tell him – it’s time for me to go to work, Vladimir Vladimirovich. And he's me - you sit-seat, I'll solve the matter, don't watch. I kindly try to object and at this time I wake up from the alarm clock.

After gathering, I went to work. I come - and at work, the electricity is turned off, so everyone is sent back.

I should have listened to Vladimir Vladimirovich =)

Somehow a specialist from another unit came to us with an urgent note and a demand to give up everything and execute it immediately. The service was not registered in the office and not signed by the general. Knowing that this specialist is a flamboyant and inclined woman, she was rejected extremely correctly and the service was not accepted.

In three seconds, it turned into a hurricane - it erupted with threats and blasphemy. She described our department and all of us in bright, memorable colours, among which the epithetes: "dirty lazy" and "polished pockets" were the most harmless. Apparently rushing to the continuation, she rested a little, and was already preparing to courageously reflect something equally unpleasant to her.

But in the response from our boss she heard a quiet and calm:

Go out! You are not happy here.

The sad went away.

At the beginning of the first night, there was a call for a violation of public order (neighbors do karaoke, children cannot sleep). Narad has left, rises up to the “victim” of night singing, opens the door... say “shuff” – say nothing. A huge man with a weekly scarf and stickers. Neighbors from below are really a whistle (it can’t be called singing) some hard pop. Asked if you were asking the neighbors to be a little quieter, the man replied: "If I had called, they would have called the police, - then scratched the neck and added, - an ambulance, I think, too."

There are two projects...
At one point accurate?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh All in all, yes.

My girlfriend had fun:
...
For example, this is my boyfriend’s girlfriend.
What is?! to
In other words, my girlfriend’s boyfriend...
...??? to
Fuck you, you understand it!
Yes, Kitty, we understand everything about you 😉

xxx: would already unite Roskomnadzor and RPC
Yyy:...and would be sent to Mars in the name of technology and science

"Tomorrow I will be on the "Internet Advertising Day", I wrote to the manager. And at this point I thought that,, the "Bottom of Internet Advertising" is a very good characteristic of the event I am going to...