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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №157761
 17.03.2022
Why do stupid things? ready to use.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №157760
 17.03.2022
There is an animal shelter somewhere.

A car comes in, a lady comes out and says:

Hasky was running along the road. Probably, the owners dropped, a little sad and therefore a little aggressive. Yet it is a pity. For a long time I was chasing a poor dog in the field. Elijah has caught. Take her with you, please.

The veterinarian opens the car and turns - a wolf is sitting on the back seat. The real. and Gray. The Matter. With the same eyebrows as the veterinarian, the eyes...

The Woman. with naked hands. in the field. I caught a wolf in the car!! Because he seemed a little sad to her!!! to

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157759
 17.03.2022
How do blacks suffer with their BLM? The whole world has gotten on them.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №157758
 17.03.2022
I was in the MFC, I sat in the car in the parking lot. The lady gives back along the cars, the space is full, but she twisted her head in all directions, as if she was doing a heating of her neck. This has already warned. He opened the door and looked where he was going. It seemed strange, there was enough space. Well, I am a good soul, I decided to help go out because behind her to take 50 meters.

I approach and offer help, she agrees and says, "something is difficult, I see nothing."

And at the moment I noticed that she had the mirrors folded, I pointed to this one and she said, “Oh, yes,” opened the mirrors and left.

What was it?

It sounds real like a stupid joke, but the lady without jokes did not understand why the bad review, moving backwards.

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