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[ + -6 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31654
 17.06.2010
Dialogue in chat.

You are where you live
She is in Palanga, and you?
I don’t know such a city (country???He invented something. I am from E-Burg
Palanca is a city in Lithuania, on the Baltic Sea.
He: I argue you don’t know where my city is.
She: E-burg, he is Yekaterinburg, the former Sverdlovsk, stands on the river Iset. to continue?
He is: O_O

[ + -8 - ] Comment quote №31653
 17.06.2010
Sophia (13:48:26 17/06/2010)
My boss is a fucker.
Sophia (13:48:38 17/06/2010)
He sometimes grows up in the presence of ladies. I fucking
Sophia (13:49:27 17/06/2010)
Shash with a colleague goes out of the office and says:"To see that fool who before going to the toilet turns a shower stick";


[ + -10 - ] Comment quote №31652
 17.06.2010
Peaceful feet
It is O_O
You have a nice hand.
It is Bali :D

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №31651
 17.06.2010
You are smelly)
I agree ?
HH: You do not deny it.
I agree ?
Do you make fun of me? ;)
WOW: I agree
This is no longer funny!!! to
WOW: I agree
Wow, what a universal word I agree!)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №31650
 17.06.2010
I watch football. The moment Ronaldo receives a yellow card is shown in a slow repeat, where FUCK OFF is clearly read on the lips!
The commentator burned -... in general, the judges before the championship studied English insults specifically to understand what the footballers are talking about on the pitch... "

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №31649
 17.06.2010
A friend posted photos in the album "TEST"
Signature under photo-
"10 August 2010 year, Orehovo photo from the phone"
Commentary :
MMM 10 August 2010?
Are you testing the time machine?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №31648
 17.06.2010
Alexei_LV (13:29:00 17/06/2010)
Okay, you order a taxi on the phone, come fucking, you still call there?

Alex (13:29:26 17/06/2010)
If I order a taxi, I’m already in shit and I’m fucking who came there.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №31647
 17.06.2010
<xxx> "Minister of Education Fursenko supported the idea of raising the age of recruitment."
<yyy> and what is it?
<zzz> The child is growing

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №31646
 17.06.2010
DeTo4ko (22:50:01 16/06/2010)
They played like Spain and Slovakia.
DeTo4ko (22:50:08 16/06/2010)
Please = )
xxx (22:50:19 16/06/2010)
of how)
xxx (22:50:46 16/06/2010)
Anya buffs in the company of men and to the evening succeed wants to know the account)))
DeTo4ko (22:51:04 16/06/2010)
The Dog =

[ + 50 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31645
 17.06.2010
Valdano is in shock. The shock. The shock...
Valdano: I just saw how Elena Baturina looks.
Valdano: guys, who knows Webmans or Yandex Luzhkov money?
Valdano: I would throw a little money, support a man...

[ + -58 - ] Comment quote №31644
 17.06.2010
Love is when a puppy lickes your face, even after you left it alone for the whole day.
This is not love, it is hunger.

[ + -68 - ] Comment quote №31643
 17.06.2010
Who is faster than a horse or a goat?
A horse that runs after a goat.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №31642
 17.06.2010
The girl works in the press service of one large structure and is engaged in the issue of a corporate newspaper.

YYY: I am writing about resting in a children’s camp. They sent children’s works, what they wrote about their rest and activities. I read the work of the girl Lisa and I cry - the master of Yoda in childhood (the affair style is preserved):

Starteen – a ignition program, which had a lot of glue burns. On this day we lit a lot of dancing stars, revealed new talents. Each of them prepared a fun card. The performances were unusual in the dance show. More and more we liked the dance "pingvins - sausages". The kids were happy and prepared a super-dance. All of them were burning and energetic. I liked this star show.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №31641
 17.06.2010
Therefore, it was decided to introduce a system of image recognition on Chatroulette - it will allow you to quickly detect the image of the genitals and automatically block them.

The comments:
xxx: what to do with users who have a long nose and a big mouth?
Yyy: Probably not chatting, standing on your hands

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №31640
 17.06.2010
I was in the clinic, opposite was a guy and a girl, a guy a little like Ronaldo, who is CR9, and the girl his cony and cony, silent, tell, well tell!!! to
After ten minutes, the guy couldn’t withstand and a little Kartawiya said: “I am Christiano Rohnaldo, and I use Khléar Vithabe for moustaches!”

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №31639
 17.06.2010
Oh, and this goat didn’t look at me, and immediately walked to her, though crying.
It’s strange, I’d beat you out.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah))
WOW: Though it’s like watching.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31638
 17.06.2010
Recently, Estonia also wanted to be called a Scandinavian state, despite the fact that it already belongs to the Baltic countries. Estonia has close linguistic, ethnic and cultural ties with Finland, some cultural ties with Sweden and Denmark, and most of its investment and trade exchanges also take place with the Scandinavian countries.
Title: Fuck the Fuck
It’s like Russian rapers.
titlecouncil: type "I also want to be a nigger"

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №31637
 17.06.2010
and lt; lt {@> : hello
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< e-mail@> What do you do
< yellow{@>: Yellow
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Swine: I ignore
< ebay{@>: Who?

[ + -64 - ] Comment quote №31636
 17.06.2010

A man from the neighboring department is glad to come to visit us. He smiles. We ask him - he is pleased, please us. It’s like Friday! I am on Thursday. he stood up, looked at everyone anxiously and left quietly)))))

[ + -59 - ] Comment quote №31635
 17.06.2010
by VKontakte:
20:37 Arthur [Misericorde] Warry the soup If I don’t go online tonight, think I’m wrong somewhere.
...
21:02 Arthur [Misericorde] Fuck you! I got a normal chicken soup...I got it! It was normal! The Chicken! Soup from chicken!! to

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