Lauter: In our army, the boys were trying to pull the uncomfortable oxygen bottles and decided to cook the pencil to them.

A typical situation in the service - I need to contact Andrei Rudolphovich, to say that I am from Vladimir Nikiforovich, I work for Andrei Gurievich, and Alexander Metalinovich advised him. I am speaking fast.

Whoever you tell, they won’t believe. After half an hour of sex, the girl gets tired!and "

Why are you chasing records?
Believe me, a normal girl from a half-hour monotonous dive into sleep clones.
You need passion and imagination. Average seven minutes.

There are people who really live in time: for them they exist yesterday, today, tomorrow, half an hour and ten minutes ago. But very many are instead in a special dimension of "happiness", in which they do any of their actions, and most often, the most annoying thing, they do not do them, because the measurement of "happiness" has completely its own laws, which never work in favor of another person, actually, insisting on the implementation of one or another action.

From the website Humor FM

I worked as a refueller for a while. There is an outsider coming in. A girl comes out and goes to the box. She paid, returned and discovered that there was no brake with the button to open the door (he was on the keys in the ignition lock). He approaches me and asks for help, but I really have no time. He found a wire in his pocket, bended it and gave it to grab the key from the inside. One centimeter window is open. In five minutes I see a man lying on the lawn. I ask him what happened to him. And he me:
The idiot is trying to open the door.
Well, I objected that, said, it was I who advised her. After his explanation, I lay next to him. She (the girl) is tormented, trying to knock the key, and the second in the car is sitting and steering it!

from JJ:

Since January, the British Transport Minister has moved from car to train, making trips from home to work.

The reason? A Toyota Avensis service car with a driver annually cost taxpayers 80 thousand. Pounds of Sterling. If there were no increase in rail tariffs, the minister would continue to use luxury cars. And so outraged citizens demanded that the minister go to work on an electric car. The retaliation that said he does not waste time for nothing, but works with documents in the car, has not gone. It turns out that the same thing can be done with papers... Together with him all the foreign English ministers moved to the electric machine.

New York City Mayor Bloomberg is riding the subway to understand the problems of ordinary citizens.

Alfred Sloan had the habit of leaving General Motors' office once a quarter and spending a week selling cars, working on repairs, with spare parts, dealing with many others at dealers.

Imagine if you were:

The leaders of the Ural airlines would eat the same meals for lunch as the passengers on the planes.
The governor would have to register his own car in OblgaI;
Officials would try to survive the retirement of ordinary citizens.
- and the mayor of the city-millionaire would try to register his property in the Registration Chamber.

If you can’t explain your thought to a five-year-old, you don’t understand it very well. by Albert Einstein)
2: This phrase, so loved by many, does not say a word about the time that needs to be spent on it. And a five-year-old child can explain the quantum in terms of stones and glasses, only time for the preparation of such sentences will have to spend so much that the child will quickly finish the profile university and learn the appropriate formal language. Mathematics, therefore, creates its analytical apparatus to put a whole series of (inserted) considerations literally in one line of symbols.

“If you can’t explain your thoughts to a five-year-old, if you can’t explain your thoughts to a five-year-old, then you don’t understand it very well. Explanation is limited to 1 year.
2: Interesting observation, but Einstein still left traps: you can always, for example, start moving a child at around-the-light speed, thus winning time :)

From the comments to the video about the "recovery" of the CD with the microwave:

XXX It works! Fuck, it really works! I would like to thank the authors of this video. Using their instructions, I was able to recover a bunch of my old disks that I was about to throw away. As a thank you, I want to tell the authors one secret that I learned when I worked at the companies of MTS, Megaphone and Beeline, from which I was fired. So, there is a special number, sending a message to which, you can get a bunch of bugs on your mobile. Details in the face.

YYY: And it really works surprisingly, but what’s even more interesting, write in person and I’ll give you a special account number at WM, sending money to who, you can become a billionaire!!!!!!!! to

XXX: Well what are you :)
Better you write me, and I will tell you you, it is profitable to sell the apartment at the price of three (it is not a mistake - it is three!) above the market.

YYY: The Mercy of the Lord!!! I will not hide anything from you, I will say only one word: Abramovich. Yes, yes, yes - this person, I would even say HUMANITY, earned his billions exactly according to the scheme I indicated, and you are extremely lucky that such a philanthropist as I am willing to share a way of enrichment. ))))

XXX: Fuck, you made me - I give up :)

yyy: love me
XXX: You will resist.
Tagged: infection

KuzneczBerg
What do you think will happen to a gay atheist who distributes pirate music and movies?

Ihtiandr
Blessed be this sodomite and respected in the people.

From the discussion of the video with a lightning blow on the umbrella.



According to statistics, the likelihood of dying from a lightning strike is higher than the likelihood of dying in a plane crash. The iron umbrellas!

Yyy: Do you think if you wear an umbrella so exotic, I would say, in a way, the chances of getting a lightning stroke are drastically reduced?

Lilith: So now, can you answer your question yourself? Which poses do I like more?
Yason: Well, I don’t know, but when you’re on top, you get tired somewhere in half an hour.
Lilith is a pirate. Whoever you tell, they won’t believe. After half an hour of sex, the girl gets tired!! to

xxx: the bug, as it happened, made a mistake... explain to me, a fool, what happens when you press the button "start on behalf of the administrator"?)

YYY: The path to the dark side opens you.

XXX in the flowers!!! to
I have to go on a date with the stairs.
And on the question "What did you come up with the ladder?"
philosophically answer "this is a replacement option, if there is no way to catch up!!! to

Yyy: You would still take the hook, suddenly you will not get up.

KV: is not enough
KV: Per he is a technician from God
Kirill: Then there is no God.

Recently I was supposed to go home to a colleague after work, but first went to the bank for business. The Comrade calls:
Well, you are where?
I am in the bank.
How long is it???? to
I am in Sberbank.
Aaaah...

Sometimes I feel like her name lacks letters.
...??? to
She is Ipatova. It must be Ipanema!

xxx: Hi to all of you! I recently bought myself a horka, Animal -chumov)) fun, joyful, playful, beautiful!But I have the impression that I am doing something wrong in the care........I want to find communication and advice
Try to give more flowers.

- Tomorrow they will start scratching your table, I will fill your bed, I will scratch your closet. I’m sure I won’t find anything unusual.

thank you!! to
Your husband’s head worked! Clean up as cute!

The real fact.
From 12.06.2012 electronic registration in kindergartens has begun.
Explanation before "electronic" registration:
Go to the site - print the form and bring it to the specified address.