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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №156767
 18.08.2021
Xxx: I was somehow in the subway, there were not so many people, but all the seats were occupied. A miniature old lady came in at the stop, I gave her a seat, for which she thanked me and I turned away a little. Through the stop comes the guy who was sitting next to her. She immediately puts her hand in his place, so that no one of those who came in and handed me - go sit down. It was nice that she didn't voice like some - get up, I'm older!, was polite and stuck me in response :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №156766
 18.08.2021
The easiest way to distinguish good from evil: if you are among the victims, then the evil has surely triumphed.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №156765
 18.08.2021
“A lot of aircraft are flying in the sky now, and all these aircraft are led by controls from the ground. If the aircraft — and not just one — would fly above the speed of sound, then how would they connect to the ground? As long as the sound flew from the pilot to the controller, while he answered something, the aircraft has already flown," read from the suffler with the view of a light improvement the imposing host of the program "Russia's Morning" in the air on August 12, 2021, the question to his interlocutor - a scientist and, apparently, himself refused. By age, the leading one from the generation "before the EGE", which is clearly not to say about the program editors.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №156764
 18.08.2021
The Foreign Ministry congratulated the Taliban party on their honest victory in the Afghan elections.

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