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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №153023
 18.09.2019
My neighbors are a very solid couple. She is in a major position in a well-known university, he is an even more serious rank in a small but wealthy AA. Here I see the picture: we approach the parade almost simultaneously with the neighbor. While I get the blade, she taps the number on the homephone. In response to her husband’s bas “Who?” In response to “I”. Back to “Password!” Neighbors can hardly hear “B...” through their teeth. And loudly and clearly in the housephone "Truss on the head!". The answer is, “Come in!” And a thin voice in the background “Mom goes!!! “Hurra!” I respect my neighbors.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №153022
 18.09.2019
Is that what it is called? An angry employee ran into our office after lunch. I came to the dining room first and I was served last.

This is called steak.

What is? ! to

and steak. He came first and left last.

The employee thought for a moment, and said, "Y****** aitišky" went to seek sympathy in other offices.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №153021
 18.09.2019
The herd instinct helps the herd survive, not the individual.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №153020
 18.09.2019
The Defender.

There was a barbecue barbecue here (this is what Americans call our barbecues), one guest told me. They changed the parquet on the first floor (her husband was an anesthesiologist, so the house, it must be understood, is not small), the furniture was cleaned up in the basement, now it had to be dragged back. He further tells:

- Two muvers (loaders) arrived, both black beauties under two meters, in t-shirts without sleeves, biceps like on the cover of a bodybuilder magazine. One tried to touch my chest, so Rex gave him that biceps. Not just to meat, but almost to bone. Oh, how he spoke! Then he says, pay, hostess, a thousand backs, or I will call the animal control to get him to sleep. I, I say, then the first I call the police and complain about the stumbling, you see the camera? She writes everything. In fact, we did not turn on the camera for a hundred years, hanged when the son and babysitter were left, and he was a high school student for a year. Here he stuck, as the sweet dragged all the furniture and even washed off the blood from the parquet.

What kind of Rex? Another guest asks.
and Taxi.
The Taxi? How did he jump?
Where should he jump? He is hard to walk, his back legs are dragging on the ground. He is 14 years old already.
And then how?
- Yes, I took it on my hands so that these muffins didn't come on.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №153019
 18.09.2019
I give the word to the officer of the Roosevelt. What are you accusing the accused of?
“Mr. Judge, this girl looked hard at me and I fell.

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