If you think, then everything in the world is only for the sake of sex and the continuation of the race.



Yyy: Well, someone said, “Flood and multiply.”



zzz: I’m increasingly thinking that the original was “fuck yourself,” but when translating and adapting it was fucking.

I can’t find a job for myself. You pay too little, you have to work.

The Kazakh wedding. Noisy and fun. Full hall of guests.

A man sits at our table. After a while, a beautiful girl approaches him, touches his shoulder and says something. The man stands up, embraces her, kisses her cheek and sits back at the table. The girl stared at him, then approached me. “It looks like a relative wants to say goodbye,” I think, I also get up, hug her, kiss her on the other cheek and sit down at the table. The girl now looks unhappy at me. I don’t understand why I didn’t please her. She approaches the third man at our table. He stands up and does the same thing as us. She is angry, shakes her hands and says something loud. We do not understand anything. “I was drunk. There will be a scandal," I think, and at this moment the music is shrinking, and she cries loudly to the whole hall:

Stop kissing me! One of you parked in front of my car. Remove her and let her go.

A programmer is sitting in the dining room, eating lunch, soup. In the glasses, such a thoughtful, the program thinks. Everyone has eaten, everyone has gone. A waitress approaches him and says:
If you want to have a good time, my name is Masha!
The programmer slowly returns to the ground and looks at the waitress with a loose eye and on the autopilot asks:
If not, what is your name?
If you don’t, I’m not called.
The trees... exactly. The variable must be removed!

I was 9 years old and I went with my parents and grandfather to a ski resort, somewhere in Dombay. We collected 35 people from the company and rented an entire base. I remember the evening, my parents went to bed after skating, and I was sitting with the adults, drinking tea. The adults were 20-25 people!) is



Then they all ate and left an entire table of dirty dishes. 25 people, a whole banquet! The adults gathered to go to the bathroom and such say, "and Abraham will wash our dishes."

Abraham was a wise Jewish boy who said:

- Of course I wash, 500 rubles (price of the snickers)!

The adults laughed and said, "well, well, young people give" and someone gave me 500 rubles.

Then I pulled off the tea and said in consolation:

500 rubles for each.

But then they realized that they laughed in vain, somehow all quieted and instead of a fun bath, went to wash their dishes.

Apparently it was disgusting the very idea that for washing dishes a child will now earn as much as 12,5 thousand rubles.



In the morning, my grandfather (the big boss) and parents “complained” that your grandson is growing up as a merchant. And my grandfather laughed a long time, and in the evening he told me I was wrong! With these cravings, it was necessary to take at least 1,000 from each!

A friend lives next to the post office of the Russian Post, and before laughing said that I often go for products to the mail. Then I met him in the fifth.

What, I say, decided how all people buy the products in the store?

and no. I came to receive a package.